I need some advice

[Bisjac]

geeks only get the hot girls after the total richard guys ruin their personality and sometimes their bodies from baby making.
after they are desperate from a wasted life and want to leach on the success of the less hot guys.

but thats only because girls never succeed in life. for reasons not actually related to gender, but coincidentally always is.

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[_Rave_]

geeks only get the hot girls after the total richard guys ruin their personality and sometimes their bodies from baby making.
after they are desperate from a wasted life and want to leach on the success of the less hot guys.

but girls seem to like me, and i'm a pretty big nerd.  I wear "meh.", Big Bang Theory, plad, and musical shirts and stuff.  isn't that geeky?

[Hollywood]

geeks only get the hot girls after the total richard guys ruin their personality and sometimes their bodies from baby making.
after they are desperate from a wasted life and want to leach on the success of the less hot guys.

but thats only because girls never succeed in life. for reasons not actually related to gender, but coincidentally always is.

Bisjac, I do love that you are such a cynic.

Also, leech*

[Menen]

Stick it in her sniffer

[Monocle]

90% of girls like douche bags. If she's dating one now, she won't date you. If you forget up their relationship, your chances are even slimmer.

Trust me, if there's anyone on these forums to give you relationship advice, its either me, bisjac or the women of the fourms.

[Trogtor]

Pull down your pants and tell her to say hello to your Jolly Rodger!
 

No but being serious, I agree with Monocle, I have been through the road your on and it just doesn't work.

[Hollywood]

If you forget up their relationship, your chances are even slimmer.

This is 150% true.

[Bisjac]

Bisjac

i remember you. you post a few pictures every few months then vanish again. that's pretty alt'ish of ya.

[Hollywood]

i remember you. you post a few pictures every few months then vanish again. that's pretty alt'ish of ya.

I'm over the pictures now. I remember you mainly for one post with an awesome car with Self Delete doors?

[leonstormrat23]

Ok first of all.  Alot of you guys have given really reasonable and helpful answers, but I must say, that I am not trying to train wreck anyones relationship with anyone, I said I wanted to impress her and show her that I am more worth it than him.  Oh and rave, we sound pretty much alike, alot of girls say I am nerdy because I know alot about alot of stuff but I am more of a grease monkey than a member of geek squad (I am not trying to offend you or geek squad, I think they are pretty awesome).  And to clear up something: He was sent to boot camp by his parents.  But thanks again guys.

[SlayerZ99]

Don't try to break them up, that's just petty. Wait for them to break up on their own. If you try to break people up for your own gain then you're a moron.

This =/ The girl I liked knew I liked her, she broke up with her bf for me then he threatened me. :I

[Tom Gunn]

This is 150% true.

Wait a minute. Aren't you suppose to be dead?

[Madmitten]

Ok first of all.  Alot of you guys have given really reasonable and helpful answers, but I must say, that I am not trying to train wreck anyones relationship with anyone, I said I wanted to impress her and show her that I am more worth it than him.  Oh and rave, we sound pretty much alike, alot of girls say I am nerdy because I know alot about alot of stuff but I am more of a grease monkey than a member of geek squad (I am not trying to offend you or geek squad, I think they are pretty awesome).  And to clear up something: He was sent to boot camp by his parents.  But thanks again guys.

geek squad is about as knowledgeable about what they do as gamestop employees

[DracoSoul]

Uh, you don't want to try and break a couple up, because you will then live in fear of that happening to you.

[Skyfrost.]

Yeah, no. You dont seem intelligent enough for women to like you. For some reason Girls are attracted to love, and for you to have any chance of dating her, you will have to look like an amazing person, and sticking it in her pooper will make you look like a pig, and end it right there. She's probobly better off with him, however much of a brat he is. You also arent old enough to stick it in her pooper or for a relationship even. Wait for her to get pregnant, the army brat will leave her, and open it up for you.