I need some advice

[leonstormrat23]

Ok.  Well there is this girl that I like that goes to my church.  She already has a boyfriend that's and aledged ex-druggy, entrepreneur , and went to boot camp, he stories make no sense at all and she still likes this wannabe army brat.  So I had my friend who is a girl describe my appearance and personality, this is what she said (not thats what she said :P): 
I am a clean cut mature person, who is fairly tall, I am strong and very athletic.  I am romantic and she has no clue why I don't have a girlfriend. 

So I am trying to get the girl I like (Her name is courtney) to break up with her boyfriend and go out with me.  How can I impress her when she is going out with kid who has aledgedly done drugs, had love, AND has been to boot camp in either England or Germany.   Everyone has nicknamed him the army brat, so anyway. Yeah I need alot of help.

Just to get this off my chest. here are some things I will already answer for you:

(1:  I am going to "stick it in her pooper".

(2:  I am not going to ask out my friend who is a girl.

[Ad Bot]

[Blastdown]

Relationships at that age don't really matter, and never last long.
S/he will break up with the other eventually.

[GenaralSkar]

Stick it in her pooper/love her

[fred da kiko]

you must kill the army brat. considering he's been to bootcamp in england or loving germany hand to hand is a no-no. a pistol might be as much a mistake, your only chance is to kill him with a trap or with a sniper. when all else fails get him busted for drugs and put in jail. remember the best offense is an offense with a gun.

[Destroyer]

I am saying this to try to protect you. This guy honestly sounds like he has nothing to lose. He reminds of one of those guys who constantly thinks they are tough stuff.

Therefore, do not let him get word you are trying to break them up. Because he will send you to the hospital.

[Funnelcakes]

Stick it in her eater.

[Hollywood]

Okay, I'm going to give you some honest truth: 85% of girls tend to go for guys that don't treat them well. If this girl you like is worth any of your time, she'll know that her life would be better with you and come to you when she's ready.

You can't get this guy out of the picture any other way, so just be what he can't be - you. Prove to her that you're all you say you are and if she's right for you, it'll work out.

[AGT]

stick it in her hear-er

hue

[Dr.Block]

Don't try to break them up, that's just petty. Wait for them to break up on their own. If you try to break people up for your own gain then you're a jackass.

[ATKitton.]

Stick it in her see'er

[Bisjac]

ok so you are 14, i have to assume the girl you want is about the same.

and shes dating a guy in the army?
i see a deeper discussion here.

[ATKitton.]

ok so you are 14, i have to assume the girl you want is about the same.

and shes dating a guy in the army?
i see a deeper discussion here.

How deep? And where?

[Skele]

If she likes douchebags she's probably not worth your time.

[e-maxx]

she sounds like a whore

[_Rave_]

If she likes douchebags she probably won't like you.

You are probably a geek.  But that's a good thing.  c: