Author Topic: Government Zombie Plan  (Read 3243 times)


Silly government all you need is something to beat up zombies with and your good.


the government looks out for us

even in fantasy situations

Valve knew something we didn't...

All we need is a team of 4 badasses

All we need is a team of 4 badasses
Gimme the sniper, Im good.

*Starts up L4D2* Commer Zombies *dangles brains on a pipe bomb*

I've got lots of big knives, food, water, and shelter, I think I'm good. The problem is, if I die, I die alone.

My family considers me as the 'go-to' incase there is a zombie-esque apocalypse.

I'm not kidding.
Anyways I'll share my tips with you.

1. Cuss alot. It's just what you do when a Zombpocalypse strikes.
2. Have guns and aim for their heads. If they don't have heads, they can't bite you.
3. Medical supplies are essensial to survival.
4. Healthy food and fresh water keep your body in tip-top shape for running like hell and keeping yourself alert.
5. Have a vehicle so you can mow down the hordes.
6. Spray paint is useful for marking certain areas and if you can establish a code or easily understandable system of icons (X for 'do not go here', arrow for 'this way', teeth for 'stuffload of zombies', etc) this will be a very useful tool for communicating with other survivors.
7. Find a safe place of refuge if you are staying in one area for a long time; it's not good to stay in one place though because zombies can smell fear, hope and humans.

If you think I missed anything just let me know and I'll add it.

-snip huge wall of text-
And if you hear crying. STAY THE HECK AWAY.   Every witch my friend shot in L4D2 attacked me. :I


2. Have guns and aim for their heads. If they don't have heads, they can't bite you.

But, what if you're BB Rifle doenst have ammo?

But, what if you're BB Rifle doenst have ammo?
The stupidity reflected in this quote gave me cancer.

This is a huge joke about the upcoming hurricane season and how to be prepared. They're probably just saying zombies because of Saturday.

The stupidity reflected in this quote gave me cancer.
What the forget.

well the center of disease control. they gotta be rdy to hook you up with info for any kind of outbreak.
bunch of the stuff on the site may never even happen.