After the Rapture

[Ningyou]

How much alcohol content is in it?

45% semen.

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

45% semen.

That's a lot of the crew.

[Travis [bob36455]]

[TheScout]

I don't get it

[steve5451]

So what happens, if by some minuscule chance, that all the workers at a nuclear plant were Christian?

Then the emergency backup system would shut itself down.
:o

[Dodger]

Then the emergency backup system would shut itself down.
:o

[citation needed]
 

[Tom Gunn]

 

[reaper]

I hope you guys know why the rapture was delayed

[Lørd Tøny]

I hope you guys know why the rapture was delayed

OOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Trymos]

Please excuse me. My planet destroying bomb will be ready at december 20th 2012 and ready to hit planet earth by december 21st 2012...
I shouldn't of told you guys that.

[The Titanium]

Please excuse me. My planet destroying bomb will be ready at december 20th 2012 and ready to hit planet earth by december 21st 2012...
I shouldn't of told you guys that.

hahaha its funny because explicitly killing people is funny!




oh i always wanted to say how stupid the idea of being punished for having certain thoughts
that is so loving stupid
what do you think of when i tell you not to think of elephants
THAT'S RIGHT. ELEPHANTS.

[Shell]

a bump is imminent

[Proog]

I don't get it

They see naked people being raptured and think dirty thoughts.

[Mr Man]

Please excuse me. My planet destroying bomb will be ready at december 20th 2012 and ready to hit planet earth by december 21st 2012...
I shouldn't of told you guys that.

You mean the one that I just dismantled?

[Shell]

You mean the one that I just dismantled?

No, you failed.