A very soothing ambient song

[otto-san]

does anyone ever--Why don't we make some sort of linguistic megathread?

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[Qwepir]

English is required for a pilot's license as all air control towers are required to speak it.
English is spoken by a large number of people in almost every 1st world country.
English is the main language spoken in the United States which is a consumerism hub and if you want to market overpriced glittery stuff look no further.

Japanese is spoken in only two countries as a main language, but Japan is the hyper-tech center of the world.
Japanese Internet is almost completely seperate from the English Internet. Most websites designed for the Japanese do not allow foreign IPs to view their content. Japanese allows you to broaden your commercial reach to an entirely new, very tech-hungry market.

Chinese is spoken by the most people in the world.
Chinese is the main language of China, the most rapidly developing militaristic and industrial country in the world.

Ibanese is the official language of the Iban people, a small African tribe.
Ibanese cannot be used commercially, as the tribe is not technologically developed.
Ibanese is spoken by very few people.

So, it's much more beneficial to know English, Japanese, or Chinese than it is to know Ibanese.

Also OP should lock this so these two lovebirds will go make their own thread.

[Iban]

Also OP should lock this so these two lovebirds will go make their own thread.

I was just helping you understand that you're a moron and there is more reason to learn some languages over others.

[Stocking]

English isn't hard at all to me. Sure, I can't talk or write like a poet but just having a simple conversation with someone is pretty manageable.
Also, I thought Japanese was one of the hardest languages in the world, or was that Chinese?

You know when you hear those black people say something like "Where he be at?" or "What that brother doin?" That's pretty much how proper Japanese sounds when directly translated. どこ彼いる？| 奴は何しているの? In Chinese writing system is a lot more complicated than Japanese, but I don't speak any Chinese so I couldn't tell you if speaking it is any more or less difficult.

Also, English is generally considered to be the most difficult language in the world mang.

[otto-san]

You know when you hear those black people say something like "Where he be at?" or "What that brother doin?"

Legit, I can vouch for this.

[Iban]

Also, English is generally considered to be the most difficult language in the world mang.

Shawty already dun know!

[otto-san]

Shawty already dun know!

I don't even know what you're trying to say. D:

[Ningyou]

You know when you hear those black people say something like "Where he be at?" or "What that brother doin?" That's pretty much how proper Japanese sounds when directly translated. どこ彼いる？| 奴は何しているの? In Chinese writing system is a lot more complicated than Japanese, but I don't speak any Chinese so I couldn't tell you if speaking it is any more or less difficult.

Also, English is generally considered to be the most difficult language in the world mang.

Most people I know are pretty good at English, though. Also Chinese is kind of hard to pronounce, I tried it.
And failed.
Hard.

[Stocking]

Shawty already dun know!

brother dontchu even cept if u wanna mess wid all dis nowaddumsayin brother yeh mang u best sleep wid one ah open nowaddumsayin u cracka bitchass muddafukka cuz i got mah piece an it be dun reddy a long time ta pop some bitchin caps wen mah bitch dont do me no good ya feel me dawg?

[otto-san]

brother dontchu even cept if u wanna mess wid all dis nowaddumsayin brother yeh mang u best sleep wid one ah open nowaddumsayin u cracka bitchass muddafukka cuz i got mah piece an it be dun reddy a long time ta pop some bitchin caps wen mah bitch dont do me no good ya feel me dawg?

um ya sur


NOW THEN.

Neat song, Katamari.

[Stocking]

you best be jokin brother

brother you best stop clownin foo fo i hav to do sometin JOORASTIC

[IsaacKronenFaust]

私の名前は「ニンギョウ」そして人形が人魚ですと思う

私に見れなさい！私の尻を見せている！

"I think my name is mermaids 'Ningyo' and dolls Please look at me! Showing my ass!"

Oh God, translate with Live Search

[Qwepir]

I was just helping you understand that you're a moron and there is more reason to learn some languages over others.

Only that had nothing to do with my post at all.
I was talking with stocking about living in different countries. I asked her why she wouldn't want to live in Italy, not why she wouldn't want to learn Italian.

[Stocking]

"I think my name is mermaids 'Ningyo' and dolls Please look at me! Showing my ass!"

Oh God, translate with Live Search

Christ almighty that's a terrible translation.

[otto-san]

"I think my name is mermaids 'Ningyo' and dolls Please look at me! Showing my ass!"

Oh God, translate with Live Search

lol'd hard