Noises outside make me uneasy.

[LizzyRascal]

It may not be the rape he wants...

Me ass-raping him with a cactus.

[Ad Bot]

[Jubel]

Play amnesia

everything better.

[Riot]

Leave the window open and go to bed, you might get lucky and score some rape during the night.

I hope it's a female Succubus, or a Gargoyle.

It may not be the rape he wants...

 I sure hope so! :c

Me ass-raping him with a cactus.

Will you dress like a Succubus demon?

[LizzyRascal]

Will you dress like a Succubus demon?

No but I dress like Winnie the Pooh.

[Jubel]

Oh, I found the issue.
I left my phantom turtle outside again.

Don't worry Riot, I baited him with ham and he'll be home in no-time.

[Riot]

stuff!
No, not after Dirty the Pooh chronicles. I don't want piss, and vapor billowing from the ground.

Oh, I found the issue.
I left my phantom turtle outside again.

Don't worry Riot, I baited him with ham and he'll be home in no-time.

Good. c:

[Joekirk]

No but I dress like Winnie the Pooh.

But you couldn't climb through the window, with those weak legs of yours

FORGIVE ME

BACK TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER

[fred da kiko]

it's an owl or a coyote, either way, you're not in danger.

[Riot]

 I'm in the suburbs far away from forest life.
And it did not sound like any of that. I share my experience of canyon exploring.

It might just be a sick, grouchy, venomous ground hog zombie instead.

[ATKitton.]

Me ass-raping him with a cactus.

Poor cactus :(

[LizzyRascal]

FORGIVE ME

BACK TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER

* Lizzy gets the chains
Be right there.

[fred da kiko]

I'm in the suburbs far away from forest life.
And it did not sound like any of that. I share my experience of canyon exploring.

It might just be a sick, grouchy, venomous ground hog zombie instead.

coyotes can live in 1 square mile of dense forrest OR in uninhabited construction sites. their prowling range can spread miles. also, owls can live wherever there are rats or squirrels.

[Riot]

Poor cactus :(

It'll spend the rest of its days decaying in the valleys of some fat chicks ass.

coyotes can live in 1 square mile of dense forrest OR in uninhabited construction sites. their prowling range can spread miles. also, owls can live wherever there are rats or squirrels.

Good to know, there aren't any coyotes around here. Owls yes, but trust me on this when I say it did not sound like any animal I've ever heard.

[Joekirk]

* Lizzy gets the chains
Be right there.

You couldn't use a chain either, because those weak arms of yours

HNNRRGGEEEEE

[The Russian]

Might be cats fighting, I have that happen in the mornings sometimes. They scream like pussies.