Giant spiders.

[Lørd Tøny]

Spiders, you hate them, I hate them. Look at this one eat a bird.

[Ad Bot]

[LegendZ]

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[oliver255]

Spiders are nice for gardeners though. 

[LegendZ]

-snap-

Spiders are nice for gardeners though. 

Until they get on your head and poison the forget out of your brain.


Which will never happen.

[man of smart]

Until they get on your head and poison the forget out of your brain.


Which will never happen.

Gardeners don't have brains. They don't have real thumbs either, because they always turn green.
Get it? green thumb? Oh god that was horrible.

[Lørd Tøny]

Until they get on your head and poison the forget out of your brain.


Which will never happen.

Black widow

[Kniaz]

Woah, I want a video of that... That is very cool...

[Nymethus]

good job I guess :0

[Lørd Tøny]

good job I guess :0

You'll never look at birds the same way again.

[sir dooble]

You'll never look at birds the same way again.

Not without getting really hungry.

[Tonkka]

Im going to piss my pants.
spiders are scary as hell and have been afraid of them all my life

[LizzyRascal]

Why is everyone afraid of spiders?

Even the big poison ones. :\

[skelolego229]

Not without getting really hungry.

that bird, i suddenly feel like emptying my venom glands into its feathery flesh and devouring it slowly.....

[Lørd Tøny]

Why is everyone afraid of spiders?

Even the big poison ones. :\

They crawl on you when you sleep. They stay right in your face for hours and you don't notice them because it is just a blur. They can crawl on any surface thus meaning you can't find a way they can't get you. One female can lay hundreds of eggs in your house, that is over a hundred spiders crawling around in your damn house and they get big and nasty too.

[skelolego229]

They crawl on you when you sleep. They stay right in your face for hours and you don't notice them because it is just a blur. They can crawl on any surface thus meaning you can't find a way they can't get you. One female can lay hundreds of eggs in your house, that is over a hundred spiders crawling around in your damn house and they get big and nasty too.

lord tony may i please eat you for the sustinance of my eggs?