Have you ever heard of these motherforgeters?
They're called Ocean Sunfish (or Mola Mola) and
they are better than you.
Look at this:

They're like motherloving alien fish or something (eat it, normal fish >:U).
And get this: they can grow to be the size of a
pickup truck and weigh up to
2,200 pounds (HOW BADASS IS THAT?!).
They are the heaviest bony fish in the world and have 4 predators: sea lions, seals, sharks and man, but man is cool enough to mostly leave them alone (having 3 natural predators and 1 unnatural predator makes you feel pretty badass).
So yeah, discuss these badass fish.