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Are these fish badass?

Yes
5 (33.3%)
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3 (20%)
Yes
6 (40%)
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0 (0%)
Yes
1 (6.7%)

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Author Topic: Ocean Sunfish - Badass of the Sea  (Read 2145 times)

Have you ever heard of these motherforgeters?
They're called Ocean Sunfish (or Mola Mola) and they are better than you.
Look at this:


They're like motherloving alien fish or something (eat it, normal fish >:U).
And get this: they can grow to be the size of a pickup truck and weigh up to 2,200 pounds (HOW BADASS IS THAT?!).

They are the heaviest bony fish in the world and have 4 predators: sea lions, seals, sharks and man, but man is cool enough to mostly leave them alone (having 3 natural predators and 1 unnatural predator makes you feel pretty badass).

So yeah, discuss these badass fish.

I wouldn't want to forget with that thing, and how many sharks could it feed anyway?

I wouldn't want to forget with that thing, and how many sharks could it feed anyway?

At adult size, probably 2 or 3.


They have more bones in their body than any other fish or something. It could be just that more of their body is bone, than any other fish, though. I don't remember.

So this badass is supposed to be badass yes?

I loved catching those in Animal Crossing.

I think they only eat plant matter too, no living thingsother animals. I could be wrong.

I think they only eat plant matter too, no living thingsother animals. I could be wrong.

They eat jellyfish.

A whole lot of them too, since jellyfish have a very low nutritional value.

Yeaaahhh I forgot haha
Last time I heard stuff about them was when I was like 8, and I don't really feel like looking anything up right now.

I used to own a nice sunfish, but it went into neglect.

I used to own a nice sunfish, but it went into neglect.
How do you own a sunfish without it growing into the size of a pickup truck?

How do you own a sunfish without it growing into the size of a pickup truck?

TEEHEE I SO FUNNY

A really big tank I guess
..and dude if that stuff dies, how the forget are you going to carry it out of your house??

A really big tank I guess
..and dude if that stuff dies, how the forget are you going to carry it out of your house??
See above post.
It lives outside.
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