Kids at my school swim in sewer water

[ultimamax]

Ok, before you progress, imagine a little square. This square is the playground. (big asphalt area)
Now put a tiny circle in the middle. This is a sewer drain manhole thing. The middle of the playground is a lower altitude than the rest.
Great.
So today it rained a lot, and a big puddle formed in the middle of the playground.
After school the first thing that came to people's minds was "PLAY" I imagine.
Lots of little kids were wading around in it (went up to above their ankles in the middle)
Now at first it just looked like a puddle with dirt and leaves and such. But then, I look inside the depths and I see the sewer drain.
Suddenly, realization: they're swimming in backed-up sewer water.
I told everyone but lots of them refused to stop. This one fat chick just shrugged and started hitting people with a ruler.
Some other kid cussed me out cause I was "telling him what he can and can't do".
Discuss my school's stupidity.

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[SkullCandy]

lol. stupid kids.

[SeventhSandwich]

This one girl in my class thinks she's a computer genius because she can apply filters in photobooth on her macbook.

[e-maxx]

you should have said "HEY IDOTS YOU'RE SWIMMING IN stuff WATER"

[Stocking]

You should've tricked them into drinking some of it.

[skelolego229]

This one girl in my class thinks she's a computer genius because she can apply filters in photobooth on her macbook.

i lold


also how unsanitary
all of theese children need to catch a horrible disease from that puddle and be purged from the gene pool

they will learn in the void

[james4115]

This one girl in my class thinks she's a computer genius because she can apply filters in photobooth on her macbook.

a really old sub at my school thinks a kid could grow up to be a hacker because he can use ctrl c and ctrl v

he encouraged him too
"just be a good one, and dont get caught"

MAYBE ONE DAY HE'LL HACK BLOCKLAND

[Mr.Interceptor]

Oh god what.

[SkullCandy]

This one girl in my class thinks she's a computer genius because she can apply filters in photobooth on her macbook.

a kid in my class thinks that he's a computer genius because he made a computer folder

[star9578]

You sure that most of your school isn't handicapped? Because it sure sounds like it.

I mean seriously, come on.

[Stocking]

a kid in my class thinks that he's a computer genius because he made a computer folder

My Honors English teacher told us that she preferred Macs because their hard drives were designed to "reject viruses".

[SeventhSandwich]

a really old sub at my school thinks a kid could grow up to be a hacker because he can use ctrl c and ctrl v

he encouraged him too
"just be a good one, and dont get caught"

Speaking of computer illiterate forgettards at my school, this one kid aspires to develop computers from scratch and start his own company, yet he owns an iMac and the only PC he's ever touched was a 5 year old HP.

"My HP computer runs slow as stuff so windows sucks"

"How old is it?"

"Pretty new"

"In years?"

"5"

"Ever defragged or repaired your registry?"

"No. Nobody does that dumbass"

I loving hate his ass.

My Honors English teacher told us that she preferred Macs because their hard drives were designed to "reject viruses".

Kill her.

[Frostbyte]

My Honors English teacher told us that she preferred Macs because their hard drives were designed to "reject viruses".

Same thing with me but shes my Social Studies teacher. She also has a maccigarette pet she lets use ipods and ipads and everyone gets in trouble.

[yuki]

That's not a sewer, that's a storm drain. It's basically just rainwater with some dirt and garbage in it.

[Greekgeeker]

I'm pretty sure that unless your town has a combined sewer system, that the drain is just a storm drain. All the water that was backed up was probably runoff, which isn't exactly sanitary, but isn't "stuff water" either.