For starters, I have no memories of my parents, I was abandoned at a young age
Today I moved around 30 giant tables with one other person about a half mile, worked moving more things directly in the hot sun for two hours without the privilege of water or sitting down, and then get called "the laziest student I (teacher saying this) have ever seen", then get yelled at to move the tables all back, and get yelled at some more for being lazy, all while this teacher is sitting in the shade chugging pepsi.
I used to fall off of things a lot, once resulting in a cut on my face that bled like hell and required x amount of stitches to fix.
I got yelled at by some teachers for releasing three chickens numbered one, two, and four in the hallways at school when I had nothing to do with it, but props to the guy who did, we all spent the entire school day pretending to look for three.
