Manager: Why is my loving glass wet?
Wife: It's condensation.
Manager: No, it's loving wet. Not some "Condomsensation", don't point this to loveual feelings
Wife: "Condensation" is when the hot water vapor in the air, touches a cool surface, turning the water vapor into liquid water.
Manager: Oh, I like this "Condomsensation", want to try it out?