Spider on wall.

[ATKitton.]

lmfao dude wolf spiders are huge, sucks for you

At least someone knows what im talking about >.>

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[Bisjac]

wolf spider bite

[JD]

they can run fast, too.

[Night Fox]

I would link to a brown recluse spider bite.
But I don't want to do that to you guys.

[ATKitton.]

Yes Bisjac. I know what they look like. Ive had them before. We have an infestation. Its hard to ignore when they crawl up your shirt.

Unrelated sortof. But funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2YCVVTpgvs

[ATKitton.]

they can run fast, too.

It escaped. I watched it go downstairs.
Those suckers are fast. I can kill a normal sized spider.
But these ones a little too big for a little me >.>
I am fraidy cat. Admitted.

[SuperFlopp]

Borrow my BB gun.

[Qwepir]

I would link to a brown recluse spider bite.
But I don't want to do that to you guys.

christ don't remind me
those fiddle-faced motherforgeters are downright horrifying

[Night Fox]

Borrow my BB gun.

My ass.
Get a fifty caliber loving machine gun if you have an infestation of those things, god damnit.

christ don't remind me
those fiddle-faced motherforgeters are downright horrifying

When I was in third grade, one of my teachers was bit by one.

[Zaure]

There have not been any spiders in my house for years :(

[ATKitton.]

There have not been any spiders in my house for years :(

Can i live with you?

[Oasis]

Grab a tissue.
Crush it.
Yay!

[Zaure]

Can i live with you?

Sure, why not.

[JD]

When my mom was really fat for a couple years, she went to the beach and sat down in a really low chair. She saw a little black thing darting back and fourth, getting closer each time. She was worried from the start, but blew it off. Suddenly it hauled ass under her chair and she was too fat to get up. Needless to say she shat bricks. Unfortunately, that didn't kill the spider.

[Night Fox]

Grab a tissue.
Crush it.
Yay!