Iban: We don't want you here.

[Bloody Mary]

Yeah jacky, jeez. Even I can spell Iban's name the way he wants me to.

[Ad Bot]

[Iban]

Yeah jacky, jeez. Even I can spell Iban's name the way he wants me to.

Okay Bloody Marry.

[Bloody Mary]

Okay Bloody Marry.

Why did you spell my name wrong? I spell your name right, Iban. You could at least show the same respect to me.

[Jacky]

It does annoy me. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my... name.

Also, I don't understand why you couldn't have just gone "oh okay" and went on with your life. I guess my faith in humanity is misplaced.

I kind of did.

I'm just stating that it was pretty dumb to send an unneeded message about your "name".

Hell, I get called Jaky, Jack or Antov sometimes. But if that silly incident bothers you THAT much... Sorry.

[Iban]

People do it on purpose, though. I don't know why but people insist on giving my name wacky capitalization quirks as if they're digging down into my soul and coming up with the true origin of what my name is.

Protip: I stole the name Iban from Runescape when I was 9. Iban was the leader of an underground cult of dark god worshipers that captured people, put them in cages, and tortured them until they lost their minds. I adored him.

[Iban]

Why did you spell my name wrong? I spell your name right, Iban. You could at least show the same respect to me.

I thought you were being sarcastic considering you worded it like "the way he wants me to" as if I was being controlling of people or something.

[Qwepir]

I was working on TorqueScript projects for Blockland at the time, but, yeah, you're right. :P

I'm not surprised any of this has happened. Within the first 24 hours of me joining I think IkeTheGeneric or some other lowlife created a drama just to point out that I had an account again. There was never a second where I thought there would not be at least one active drama topic about me, but then again, I never even imagined there'd be 6.

So leave.

[Bloody Mary]

I thought you were being sarcastic considering you worded it like "the way he wants me to" as if I was being controlling of people or something.

Haha, I find it funny how you think I'm constantly trying to put you down. In any case, I wasn't implying anything.

[Iban]

So leave.

No.

Haha, I find it funny how you think I'm constantly trying to put you down. In any case, I wasn't implying anything.

Sometimes you are, sometimes you aren't. Your writing style never changes.

Either way, my bad, love.

[.::Taboo::.]

when people call me taboob, it's a name of endearment~

[Belogna]

someone post a TL;DR version of why iban sucks, because I don't see it.

[Iban]

someone post a TL;DR version of why iban sucks, because I don't see it.

Sorry. You can't fluff your tiny baby snake to your hatred of me because you don't have the attention span to read a moderately long winded rant. Only big boys can do that.

[Jacky]

someone post a TL;DR version of why iban sucks, because I don't see it.

That's just because you don't want to make yourself look like an idiot by kissing his ass.

[Qwepir]

someone post a TL;DR version of why iban sucks, because I don't see it.

Sorry. You can't fluff your tiny baby snake to your hatred of me because you don't have the attention span to read a moderately long winded rant. Only big boys can do that.

there's your tl;dr

[man of smart]

TL;DR
Iban thinks he is better than everyone else, and feels this renders any argument against him invalid.
He will avoid most questions, find ways to not provide evidence and has a ring of suck-ups to protect him from the truth.

Is 2 sentences too long?