User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are...
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe BlackMesa.
User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there.
Cleverbot: It makes me glad I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I'm still alive.
User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
YES
