Yeah, this little forgeter is the best thing about summer! Wanna know why? Here's loving why!
- They do nothing besides fly beside you in the billions scarring you with zit like bumps.
- They love to eat children's ears.
- At night, they are invisible.
- They do nothing for the environment besides feeding spiders. But spiders are gross, and they make rain.
- They drink your blood and run you out of HP unless you have PK Healing α.
- If you like to tan nude, wangs look like a bratwurst to them. Yum.
- You live in a city, which was leveled from a swamp. Mosquitoes love swamps.
- They can smell hate. And by loving god you hate them.
Now, you may say, gah, these little mother forgeters are cute! Well they are not, considering the bore a sharp needle into your arm and inject tedious amounts of poison to start up that itcy welt.
forget mosquitos.
The males are cool though, they fly around and don't suck blood being doesn't afraid of anything.
