Author Topic: Goddamn motherloving titty licking stuff eating mosquitoes.  (Read 4654 times)

Mosquitoes don't crawl they fly, and there larva swim.

They can still walk, despite flying the vast majority of the time.

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They don’t really sting, in the sense of a hypodermic needle piercing the skin.
They saw their way through instead, using four cutting stylets kept in a protective sheath along with a duct that carries anticoagulant into the wound and a tube that carries blood out.


They can still walk, despite flying the vast majority of the time.
I've never seen mosquitoes walking around. Think about it, if you had wings why would you walk?

I've never seen mosquitoes walking around. Think about it, if you had wings why would you walk?
haters gona hate

I had to fight a flying infestation of bugs today thanks to the gaps in the windows from the new air conditioner. One of them was a parasitic ladybug with strange yellow tentacles coming out of it.

I had to fight a flying infestation of bugs today thanks to the gaps in the windows from the new air conditioner. One of them was a parasitic ladybug with strange yellow tentacles coming out of it.

Let he who invented the window-set air conditioner burn in the breaches of hell with our giant ass loving bugs.

Actually, it are the female mosquitoes which don't suck blood. The males are douches

I had to fight a flying infestation of bugs today thanks to the gaps in the windows from the new air conditioner. One of them was a parasitic ladybug with strange yellow tentacles coming out of it.


Feeding Habits of Mosquitoes
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Both male and female mosquitoes are nectar feeders, but the females of many species are also capable of drinking blood from many mammals. Females do not require blood for their own survival, but they do need supplemental substances such as proteins and iron to develop eggs.

I only get craneflys and mon-sucking misquitos mostly, instead I have those tiny forgeters flying everywere. Craneflies = coolbros, they deserve a tiny fistbump.

only even a tiny pinky bump would dismember a cranefly

its like if you took isaac clarke,made him into fiberglass, and shrunk him down

As state before, if only there was some kind of anti-skeeter serum that made your blood deadly to mosquitoes...

These photos have never made sence to me.  Why would someone allow a little motherforget mosquito to bite them then have a person photograph it?  Seems handicapped.

And none of you have hated mosquitoes until you have been to Northern Tier high adventure camp.  You may get annoyed at night when a few buggers bite you at home, but ther in northern tier, all them motherforgeters come out at night in the millions (literally) to suck the forget out of you.  Every night when I went to bed (sleepingbag) I would get into a 'bug bivy' or a mesh lining that is keeping you one inch away from uber motherforgeters trying to mothersuck your motherblood.  While asleep, I left my hand against the mesh, and when I woke up, it looked like a taco stand at a Mexican fiesta.  My entire motherloving hand was covered in god damn mosquito bites.  Be afraid!!!

But anyway the dude Mosquitoes be cool.  It's the whores you gotta watch out for.

And what is the blak stuf that comes off of a mosquito when you catch it in a tissue.  It's funny cause it is the shape of the bug in the tissue.
i have loving slept in a room that SPAWNS these motherforgeters! i am allergic and i had  to create a loving forcefield of anti mosquito air spray and sheets. have fun sleeping in that.

inb4 this thread degrades into a 1-upmanship contest

this is why i want to be a cyborg with only my brain left,

i can be all
HEY LOOK AT ME IM A FLESHY HUMAN
*mosquito breaks its mothersucker scythe tube on my metal form*

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIED
-memeface here-