By getting to you do you mean typing like how you imagine a drunk would type? I doubt you actually drank enough of anything to get drunk though, and i'm pretty sure every experience you have with drugs or alcohol is a lie
I typed the best I could, I still had enough of a mind to attempt and not forget up.
And if you think I'm lying than I'll make a video next time I get a half-pint.
You don't have to believe me but anyone who I attempted to chat with on Steam knows for a fact I was forgeted up.