So I just tried this drug called "Oppai", it's a new psychedelic that has been floating around my area for a while. Holy stuff was it good. Dude this stuff sends you to a another loving world - full of girls with some of the greatest tits I've ever seen. Not even a minute in this dream world I'm staring at a babe who had some rockin' loving boobage and a great round ass. She wore a skimpy cowgirl outfit and man, it sure turned me on. I walked over to were she was standing to get a better look at those awesome tits and without even speaking a word to her, shes kneeling down, unzipping my pants and giving me the best damn head a man could get. Just then a I awoke from my trip in my neighbors front yard. I was soaked with water... They said I was humping their lawn gnome. Damn bastards ruined my trip.