Holy crap my mom just had a crazy baby

[MegaScientifical]

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Did it looks something like this? Yes/No?

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[Nickelob Ultra]

I was told that I was a pretty quiet and happy baby, only cried when absolutely necessary.  I didn't even cry most of the time for food, and apparently I also climbed out of my crib early on to kill people.

[Oasis]

Don't condition your baby to think crying is ok.

[MegaScientifical]

Don't condition your baby to think crying is ok.

Ya, or else they turn into me.

[carolcat]

That's a perfectly normal baby. They all cry and kick when they're born: The harder they do so upon being born, the healthier they are.

[MegaScientifical]

That's a perfectly normal baby. They all cry and kick when they're born: The harder they do so upon being born, the healthier they are.

Actually, I think you're referencing how they clear out their throats and such of fluids from the womb, so the yelling and such is a good sign. After that's over, it's just annoying.

[_Rave_]

Babies bitch when they are born.

They were in this loving awesome bachelor pad, then some richardhead starts pushing on its feet and squeezing its head.  Then it gets slapped in the ass, and the doctor cuts its string.  Now the baby is cold and confused, and the light is too loving bright, and "omgwtf why does everything happen to me?"

Do you understand their pain?

[MegaScientifical]

No, we'll never understand their pain. It's like trying to understand the plight of another race.

[Clone v.117]

Sounds like everyone when they were a baby.

this

[Menen]

Did she have that New baby smell?

[TheScout]

she formed bebby wrong

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Lol. OP thinks a crying and screaming baby is abnormal.

[TheScout]

Lol. OP thinks a crying and screaming baby is abnormal.

No, apparently the baby was kicking and crying and screaming IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH

[carolcat]

No, apparently the baby was kicking and crying and screaming IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH

so abnormal omg D:

[tails]

Babies are always krazy.