Holy crap my mom just had a crazy baby

[Clone v.117]

No, apparently the baby was kicking and crying and screaming IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH

thats whats meant to happen so they can live, if the baby comes out not screaming the doctor will slightly hit it so it does scream
this is to get it to breathe

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[MegaScientifical]

I'm seeing a lot of versions... Someone give us some PHD information on this to set that thought straight.

[kakes 411]

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Well, it is day 2 of my little sister and things are going well.
She's quieted down ALOT, due to falling asleep. :/
Anyway, we're getting out of the hospital on friday, and it looks like things are going to go well!


P.S. You ever notice that there are only cute babies and ugly babies, never inbetween?

[Junkie556]

Don't condition your baby to think crying is ok.

Right, when it cries just give it a good slap and tell it who's boss.

[Skorpion]

Take photo. Do this.

[Blastdown]

You ever notice that there are only cute babies and ugly babies, never inbetween?

I beg to differ, all babies are ugly.