Author Topic: The word "yes" pisses me off  (Read 4272 times)

English is virtually the only language with a complex word for "yes." Think of how you have to pronounce it. You have to make that smiling lip motion to pronounce the "ye," then you clench your teeth and hiss to make the "s" sound.

Spanish - "cee."
Russian - "da."
German - "ja."
Japanese - "hoy."
Ebonics - "yo."

All of that can be pronounced instantly. It can easily be spat out repeatedly. Yes, yes, yes. Da-da-da. Ja-ja-ja. Hoy-hoy-hoy (a bit more difficult but Japanese is weird anyways). And we all know how fluid "yo yo yo my brother" flows from one's lips.

I say we change "yes" to "ya" and burn all the old dictionaries.



I say we burn you.
yesyesyesyesyes

I'm warming up my bonfire RIGHT NOW.

burning is a good idea, yes?

The temptations

THEY BURRNN

Japanese - "hoy."

I believe you mean "hai".

Also:
Да.


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French=Oui
Basque=Bai
Czech=Ano
Filipino=Oo(not kidding)
Creole=Wi
Hungarian=Igen
Latin=Etiam
Lithuanian=Taip
Maltese=Iva
Polish=Tak
Portugese=Sim
Swahili=Ndiyo
Turkish=Evet
Welsh=Ydw

Google Translate <3
-snip-
That's because of our goddamn Christopher Columbus.

French=Oui
Basque=Bai
Czech=Ano
Filipino=Oo(not kidding)
Creole=Wi
Hungarian=Igen
Latin=Etiam
Lithuanian=Taip
Maltese=Iva
Polish=Tak
Portugese=Sim
Swahili=Ndiyo
Turkish=Evet
Welsh=Ydw

Google Translate <3
How the hell do you even pronounce that