I'm so tired of my sister. New paragraph added.

[ModderSlodder]

I have two older brothers. My middle brother is awesome my oldest brother is a handicap.

Thats usually how it goes, if by handicapped you mean annoying as hell for no reason, than my lil bro knows how you feel.I used to be an starfish though.

[Ad Bot]

[Big Brother]

You're not done with school yet?

what do you mean by that?

[Clone v.117]

what do you mean by that?

people seem to think we all live in the same country...

[LordCutlerBeckett]

people seem to think we all live in the same country...

Why? Do you live in New York?

[Madmitten]

Overview

My sister is a spoiled, rotten, bratty kid who thinks that their way is the only way. She is also the dullest tool in the shed, infact, if she was a tool for cutting, she would be a hammer. She also has this awful, cranky attitude, which makes her an angry person. You cannot see her without hearing her being nasty to anyone and everyone. Now, time to delve in deeper.

Spoiled? Rotten? Bratty? Jorici, I know it isn't THAAAAT bad.

But it is. If she doesn't get what she wants at the store, when she wants it, she throws a violent temper tantrum. She says that my mother favors me and that she hates everyone in the family. Not so bad yet? One time she wanted a flat screen or something like that, it was around 500 dollars. My dad said no, and she flipped the forget out. She shut herself in her room, and whenever someone walked by she would scream at you from behind the door to go away and that she hates me.

She is so dull
This girl is a genuine blond. She doesn't know where or what Canada was, Mexico, etc. and she thought New York was a country, and Asia was a state and was also a second name for China. She thought we drove through England, France, and California to get to New York. Enough with geography. She lacks common sense in almost every way. She was jumping on the trampoline while we were setting it up, even after explicitly telling her no. She doesn't pay attention in school. At all. She comes home and says the teacher didn't teach her the homework that was assigned. Seriously?

She is a moody, cranky person
She explodes at tiny, tiny things. This morning she put the dog on the breakfast table. I told her to get him off, she FLIPPED THE forget out. She screamed, saying that she can do what she wants, and she threw stuff at me. Then, she told my mom I was being mean. I got in trouble. When I beat her in an argument, which I always do, she throws stuff at me like shoes, and screams at me that she hates me, that she wishes I was dead, and more. She then flips out because she thinks my mom likes me more than her, because she always gets yelled at. Well maybe, sister, you need to stop acting like a narcissistic starfish!

Desperate Cries for attention
To be written after school.


Also, she is almost 12

This is now a sibling rant thread.

My sister is a dumbass, quite like yours but in different ways. My sister is a legitimate kleptomaniac, she can pick any damn lock, and she does it all to steal whatever is in my wallet, whether it's $1 or $1000. She once took ~$400 that I was saving up for a new computer because the other one, which I'm typing on now, is broken as hell with viruses and old-ness. My mom said "let her have it, she doesn't know any better." She DOES know better, because in her spare time she goes around reading the bible and reciting the commandments like she will someday be the female pope. Not stealing is a commandment, so why does she steal? It makes no sense. She is also favored by my mother, who I live with five days of the week. This sister is unathletic and has no friends, so the only thing she has to do is sit around all day and annoy everyone. If she gets angry, she will take it out on anyone nearby. She threw a brick at my head, but luckily she's about as coordinated as a paralyzed goat. Did I forget to mention that she lets small children have free run of my bedroom very frequently? She lets them have ANYTHING they want if they can find it, AKA why I have no iPod anymore. I swear, I'm going to have to put a lock on my door that can be locked from the outside. She also has no consideration for others. She plays loud, trashy music and sings like a bag of cats being hit with a stick, even when I am trying to sleep, do homework, or have a migraine. She is incredibly narcissistic. Before you say "everyone is a bit narcissistic", let me tell you that she is around a hundred times more narcissistic than anyone you know. She thinks that she is "more beautiful than anyone you know" when she is not even average, and she smells like fish fried in vomit every day. To top this all off, my parents don't want to deal with her stuff, so they just let her do whatever she wants and give her whatever she wants. She is 12, and it's going to be a nightmare when she's an adult, because she seems to be the type who spends all her money on heroin and then pesters relatives for money to support her habit. Either that or she will want to "borrow" money from me regularly and never pay me back. Someone save me...

learn 2 choke a bitch

[killer5000]

After reading that I'm glad that I have a brother instead of a sister.

[Madmitten]

After reading that I'm glad that I have a brother instead of a sister.

im also slightly glad my brother is 7 years younger than me
that way i can kick his ass if he gets out of line

[King Leo]

Idea:

Work really hard at school. Become smart as hell. When you get a job, you'll end up in a well paid job and earn lots of money.
Meanwhile, while you're rich, your sister becomes a drug addict. Seeing that you have loads of money, she will eventually ask you to borrow her some. Give her $2000, or so. She will spend it all on drugs, naturally. She will then think you are a caring and kind brother, and will come back to ask for more money. Simply say "No" and shut the door in front of her. She will now hate you, herself and the rest of the world. And then she will commit Self Delete.

Best payback ever :D

[ModderSlodder]

im also slightly glad my brother is 7 years younger than me
that way i can kick his ass if he gets out of line

Mine too :o... :D

[rockslide26]

Idea:

Work really hard at school. Become smart as hell. When you get a job, you'll end up in a well paid job and earn lots of money.
Meanwhile, while you're rich, your sister becomes a drug addict. Seeing that you have loads of money, she will eventually ask you to borrow her some. Give her $2000, or so. She will spend it all on drugs, naturally. She will then think you are a caring and kind brother, and will come back to ask for more money. Simply say "No" and shut the door in front of her. She will now hate you, herself and the rest of the world. And then she will commit Self Delete.

Best payback ever :D

I'll give her money so she'll OD

[Jacob 123456789]

Wow

This makes me want to cry, then continue to go over to your house and beat the stuff out of your sister

[Skorpion]

They always catch the second person. So heres a Skorp tip. Hit first. c:

[Butler]

what do you mean by that?

I'm sorry, I just thought everyone got out at about the same time.

[King Leo]

I'll give her money so she'll OD

That's also a satisfying solution :D

[ShadowsfeaR]

Make a video. Just like that Canadian guy who took videos of his fat, temperamental, diaper-wearing brother.