Author Topic: I'm so tired of my sister. New paragraph added.  (Read 5602 times)

This is now a sibling rant thread.

My sister is a dumbass, quite like yours but in different ways. My sister is a legitimate kleptomaniac, she can pick any damn lock, and she does it all to steal whatever is in my wallet, whether it's $1 or $1000. She once took ~$400 that I was saving up for a new computer because the other one, which I'm typing on now, is broken as hell with viruses and old-ness. My mom said "let her have it, she doesn't know any better." She DOES know better, because in her spare time she goes around reading the bible and reciting the commandments like she will someday be the female pope. Not stealing is a commandment, so why does she steal? It makes no sense. She is also favored by my mother, who I live with five days of the week. This sister is unathletic and has no friends, so the only thing she has to do is sit around all day and annoy everyone. If she gets angry, she will take it out on anyone nearby. She threw a brick at my head, but luckily she's about as coordinated as a paralyzed goat. Did I forget to mention that she lets small children have free run of my bedroom very frequently? She lets them have ANYTHING they want if they can find it, AKA why I have no iPod anymore. I swear, I'm going to have to put a lock on my door that can be locked from the outside. She also has no consideration for others. She plays loud, trashy music and sings like a bag of cats being hit with a stick, even when I am trying to sleep, do homework, or have a migraine. She is incredibly narcissistic. Before you say "everyone is a bit narcissistic", let me tell you that she is around a hundred times more narcissistic than anyone you know. She thinks that she is "more beautiful than anyone you know" when she is not even average, and she smells like fish fried in vomit every day. To top this all off, my parents don't want to deal with her stuff, so they just let her do whatever she wants and give her whatever she wants. She is 12, and it's going to be a nightmare when she's an adult, because she seems to be the type who spends all her money on heroin and then pesters relatives for money to support her habit. Either that or she will want to "borrow" money from me regularly and never pay me back. Someone save me...

Kill her.

No, I'm not kidding. No, I'm not trying to be funny.

Anyway, I only have small rants toward my sister. She begs to use my iTouch and then bitches until I let her use it. Now, I just wait it out. It stops eventually.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 06:45:45 PM by Specever »

This is now a sibling rant thread.

My sister is a dumbass, quite like yours but in different ways. My sister is a legitimate kleptomaniac, she can pick any damn lock, and she does it all to steal whatever is in my wallet, whether it's $1 or $1000. She once took ~$400 that I was saving up for a new computer because the other one, which I'm typing on now, is broken as hell with viruses and old-ness. My mom said "let her have it, she doesn't know any better." She DOES know better, because in her spare time she goes around reading the bible and reciting the commandments like she will someday be the female pope. Not stealing is a commandment, so why does she steal? It makes no sense. She is also favored by my mother, who I live with five days of the week. This sister is unathletic and has no friends, so the only thing she has to do is sit around all day and annoy everyone. If she gets angry, she will take it out on anyone nearby. She threw a brick at my head, but luckily she's about as coordinated as a paralyzed goat. Did I forget to mention that she lets small children have free run of my bedroom very frequently? She lets them have ANYTHING they want if they can find it, AKA why I have no iPod anymore. I swear, I'm going to have to put a lock on my door that can be locked from the outside. She also has no consideration for others. She plays loud, trashy music and sings like a bag of cats being hit with a stick, even when I am trying to sleep, do homework, or have a migraine. She is incredibly narcissistic. Before you say "everyone is a bit narcissistic", let me tell you that she is around a hundred times more narcissistic than anyone you know. She thinks that she is "more beautiful than anyone you know" when she is not even average, and she smells like fish fried in vomit every day. To top this all off, my parents don't want to deal with her stuff, so they just let her do whatever she wants and give her whatever she wants. She is 12, and it's going to be a nightmare when she's an adult, because she seems to be the type who spends all her money on heroin and then pesters relatives for money to support her habit. Either that or she will want to "borrow" money from me regularly and never pay me back. Someone save me...
Ways to solve it:
1: Stop! Hammertime
2: Everytime she takes something beat her.
3: Set her things on fire.

Jorici, you need to slap her across the face hard. You shouldn't give a stuff, and when she disbehaves, slap her.
YOU NEED TO STEP UP FOR YOURSELF.

Jorici, you need to slap her across the face hard. You shouldn't give a stuff, and when she disbehaves, slap her.
YOU NEED TO STEP UP FOR YOURSELF.

forget that pusillanimous individual stuff, punch her.

forget that pusillanimous individual stuff, punch her.
Slugging her is illegal.
slapping isn't.

NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO JAIL TODAY.

Slugging her is illegal.
slapping isn't.

NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO JAIL TODAY.

Well, loving kick her.



Hit her with a rake.
That's assault and battery, or just assault/domesticated violence.
Slapping usually doesn't make a mark
and that'd also be attempt at murder.

That's assault and battery, or just assault/domesticated violence.
Slapping usually doesn't make a mark
and that'd also be attempt at murder.
Leave it on the ground so she can step on it and the pole part hits her in the face like one of those silly cartoon shows!

Leave it on the ground so she can step on it and the pole part hits her in the face like one of those silly cartoon shows!
It just doesn't work that way.

Make her "Fall Down" the stairs.



"Fall Down the stairs" And say she did it.

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