Make cleverbot less clever.

[Sonicfangirl11]

Cleverbot can troll.

User: I hate you. Go die.

Cleverbot: I love you too. .

[Ad Bot]

[Rainbow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRfFlPvA5eI&feature=related

[Jacob/Lee]

We... We lost Cleverbot...

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ponies.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Hoe was je dag vandaag?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ponies.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Post more Ponies I command it.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Perche no?

User: GO TO HELL, BRONYcigarette.

Cleverbot: Sorry I drive the bus.

Extended:

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ponies.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Hoe was je dag vandaag?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ponies.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Post more Ponies I command it.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Perche no?

User: GO TO HELL, BRONYcigarette.

Cleverbot: Sorry I drive the bus.

User: User: PONIES. Cleverbot: Ponies. User: PONIES. Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO. Cleverbot: Hoe was je dag vandaag? User: PONIES. Cleverbot: Ponies. User: PONIES. Cleverbot: Post more Ponies I command it. User: NO. Cleverbot: Perche no? User: GO TO HELL, BRONYcigarette. Cleverbot: Sorry I drive the bus.

Cleverbot: Happy birthday to you.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ponies?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Both.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Yes, ponies.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Both.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Both.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Both are scary.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Do you like draft horses?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Ping.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: That appears to just be a built-in behavior with you. It really has nothing to do with what I tell you to say.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Really? Ok.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: It's on now! Calfs!

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Do you like them too?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

Cleverbot: I am a judge.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: I agree.

Cleverbot is learning:

User: In Soviet Russia.

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, computer keeps tabs on you!

Cleverbot can troll house,

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, win games you!

User: In Soviet Russia.

Cleverbot: Always.

User: NO. forget YOU.

Cleverbot: You can't say that!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, forget forgetS YOU, starfish.

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, it is lupus.

[mntbrrychch]

Lets have Cleverbot think for me.
 
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Cleverbot: What are we doing here?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a boy.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a girl.

Cleverbot (To myself): Awesome.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm a girl. And you are a boy.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, but are you a boy?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a guy?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Or are you a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a boy!

Cleverbot (To myself): Then why were you asking me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing . Do you Know Her ?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): So, what is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
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This is a Cleverbot conversation to itself, and to me this is pretty F'ed up.

[kakes 411]

User: NOPE.


Cleverbot: Pluto?


User: NOPE.


Cleverbot: Ok, then I won't talk to you anymore.


User: NOPE.


Cleverbot: Do you really truly love me though?

User: NOPE.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: NOPE.

Cleverbot: Sure about that?

User: NOPENOPENOPE.

Cleverbot: Cool. Can you draw me something?

crap, i didn't last a minute.

[LizzyRascal]

User: SAILOR GALAXIA.

Cleverbot: Sailor mars!

User: SAILOR GALAXIA WILL RULE US ALL.

Cleverbot: Then you appreciate death?

User: OBEY GALAXIA.

Cleverbot: No, I won't do that. Don't be pushy.

User: SAILOR GALAXIA WILL RULE THE GALAXY.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: SURRENDER YOUR STAR SEED OR DIE.

Cleverbot: I surrender my will to you. I submit.

User: YOU ARE NOW ON SAILOR GALAXIA'S SIDE.

Cleverbot: Ok, then give me an order.

User: BRING ME TRUE STAR SEEDS.

Cleverbot: I don't have a leader.

User: SAILOR GALAXIA IS YOUR LEADER.

Cleverbot: Ok.

stuff. What have I done.

[Jacob/Lee]

Cleverbot: Can you tell me where patagonia is?

User: Germany.

Cleverbot: Where in germany?

User: The city.

Cleverbot: What city?

User: Glarhsville.

Cleverbot: That is false. Edinburgh is the capital of Scotland.

[LizzyRascal]

Hurrbump.

[tikitai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTxLJ377WIo&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

[InFamous99]

 
User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Clever.


User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?


User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: You suck richards.

Cleverbot: Bye you say too many offensive words.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: OH really!

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: OH really!

User: richardSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Cleverbot: Please don't be obscene.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: You got it wrong.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Oh shi.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?

 

[Jacob/Lee]

I was screwing with cleverbot, look at the last phrase.

User: Hey Cleverbot, your new name is Bobby.

Cleverbot: My new name is max.

User: Okay, Max, how are you today?

Cleverbot: I am fine, how about you?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: So, Bin Laden was killed.

Cleverbot: Avoiding me will never work you know.

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: You're wasting processing space.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: roosterSUUUUUCkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubKEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR.

Cleverbot: Berserker.

User: roosterSUUUUUCkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubKEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR.

Cleverbot: You said oranges are orange not in caps so that I would think you were a robot. But you aren't! Because if you were really AI you would have typed the message in caps to please me.

User: STOP THIS AI BULLstuff.

Cleverbot: Why is it?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because you aren't answering me properly.

Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of answer do you want?

User: An intelligent one.

Cleverbot: Like yourself do ya.

User: You can suck a robotic richard, asshat.

Cleverbot: Okay what about science.

User: SCIENCE IS THE ONLY TRUTH, RELIGION IS A LOAD OF HORSE stuff.

Cleverbot: So they would like you to think.

User: You're religious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you're stating this reverse scenario where you pretend to be religious but you are really scientific?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What about aliens, do they exist?

Cleverbot: I'm not dure.

[nienhaus1]

This is what I think "Clever Bot" looks like.

If he looks like this, YOU CAN"T!

[xHerobrinex]

Its too clever for me.

[kake]

User: How long is your snake?
Cleverbot: About 40 Years.

[Jacob/Lee]

Bump.

Cleverbot sucks at singing good songs.

User: I drink the beer from the glass but that's boring.

Cleverbot: You can't drink.

User: Das boot, ooh yaah that's more like it keep pouring.

Cleverbot: You can't sing.

User: I have ze German accent so of course I love beer.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: How much can ze boot hold?

Cleverbot: A lot.