Poll

What kind of nation are you?

Dictatorship
10 (30.3%)
United state
10 (30.3%)
Communist
6 (18.2%)
Anarchic
2 (6.1%)
United Kingdom
5 (15.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

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Not sure if want.


Pubic sector.


POLITICAL FREEDOMS, Y U GO DOWN?

The Holy Empire of Dogmeap is a very large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 140 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Education and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

Blood gods are considered a delicacy, Dogmeap's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, political activists are routinely executed, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Dogmeap's national animal is the blood god, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the WE HAVE NO CURRENCY.

The Fiefdom of Vegzombia is a huge, devout nation, notable for its burgeoning Vegetarian Zombie population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 260 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vegzombia City. The average income tax rate is 48%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, artists are pillars of society, and Vegzombia has designated Vegzombia City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegzombia's national animal is the Vegetarian Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Leaf.

Vegzombia is ranked 22nd in The Land of Blockish Landscapes and 36,350th in the world for Most Income Equality.


Thumbs up means 10% happiest nations in the region. Epic, my people are happy.

There is a growing call within Vegzombia to abolish smoking in public areas.

The Debate
1."I'm in full support of this motion," says man on the street Bill O'Bannon. "I'm sick of being stuck behind smokers, sucking in their pollution! They can light up in the privacy of their own homes, if they want."



2."What's so special about their homes?" says anti-smoking campaigner Melbourne Li. "The government has a responsibility to stop people from hurting themselves -- it's the same reason we should make them wear seat belts in cars. Sooner or later, they end up in one of Vegzombia's hospitals, sucking on taxpayer-funded healthcare. Not that that's why we should ban smoking. We should ban it because we care."



3."Get your hands off my cigarette!" wheezes long-time smoker Zeke Silk. "I've been smoking for fifty years and it's never done me any harm. Helps me concentrate, it does! The government should back off on trying to tell me what I can put into my own body. Telling a smoker he can't light up in a restaurant is discrimination, pure and simple. If you want to put a stop to unfairness, stop that."



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I find it funny how an issue with "Catherine Gratwick" shows her as a beauty pagent

then the next one, however...


"*BLEEP!* that *BLEEP!*" Catherine Gratwick yells at the top of her lungs from the window of her very large pickup truck with a gun rack mounted in the rear window. "The government should just *BLEEP!*ing stay out of our daily *BLEEP!*ing drive! They ought to let us *BLEEP!*ing rushed businesspeople go about our daily *BLEEP!*ing business, no matter what *BLEEP!*ing measures we have to take to get to *BLEEP!*ing work on time!"


A swearing redneck?  :cookieMonster:

I got reclassified.
I'm no longer an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, Vegzombia is now a Capitalist Paradise because we have O.K. freedoms but real good economy.

1."What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Beth Bush. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."



2."We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Johann Longfellow. "You must pass a law that everyone's first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"



3."You aren't going to listen to these whackjob Violetists, are you?" comments Randy Trax while leading a prayer group. "Human sacrifices! Surely we're too civilized to permit such barbaric practices! These lunatic fringe groups should be outlawed, and their leaders should be executed!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


4."Who's being a lunatic?" retorts Lars Summers of the Vegzombia Humanitarian Society. "I agree that these practices ought to be outlawed, but instead of sinking to the same level of these fanatics and killing our fellow people, why not simply start a re-education program? Even the worst person can be rehabilitated into a useful member of society, with enough time, care, and lots and lots of funding!"




What the forget is wrong with these people, save number 3?

I picked number 1 when I got offered that.



Choose number 2. :D

But I'm the firstborn in my family.

I DUN WANNA DIE

"You're not really going to listen to this nonsense, are you?" says George W. Bush, CEO of PlastiCorp Industries. "Do you know how much this will hurt the plastic industry? How many people I will need to lay off? How many Yews I - I mean, Sythril - will lose? Our economy needs less environmental regulation, not more! Just say no to limits on our plastic bags, and while you're at it loosen up environmental laws for corporations in general. We can't afford to let hippie ideas get in the way of Sythril's bottom line."


okay

Class: Capitalist Paradise

Civ Freedoms: Below Average

Economy: Very Good

Poly Freedoms: Average

The Fiefdom of Vegzombia is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 366 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hurricanina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the government seizes all major gold finds, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and child adoption by homoloveual couples has been outlawed. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegzombia's national animal is the Vegetarian Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Leaf.

Vegzombia is ranked 5th in The Land of Blockish Landscapes and 22,317th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.


lol, I abolished speed limits.

Also, top 10% of world for Most Liberal :D

lol, I abolished speed limits.

Also, top 10% of world for Most Liberal :D


Speed Limits: Me too.
Top 10% Liberalism: GAH! LIBERALISM!