A young man walks into a pharmacy store. He walks up to the pharmacist saying, "Hey man, I need a condom for tonight. I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight for dinner and a movie, and I might get lucky." The pharmacist sells the man a condom, and the man proceeds to walk out of the store.
However, the young man turns back and asks the pharmacist, "Oh wait, I might need another one. Her sister always sits in a very provocative and lovey fashion, I wouldn't want to be left empty handed if anything happened there". He then buys the 2nd condom that the pharmacist offered. The man then also adds "Oh wait, I might need yet one more. Her mother seems to have the hots for me, and I also think her mother seems like a nice cougar." The pharmacist sells the man the third condom, and the young man finally leaves the store.
The man finally arrives at his girlfriend's house and is sitting in a chair, about to eat dinner with her family. He then bows his head for prayer as he sees her father come home from work and take his seat. The family and the man prayed over the supper, however when they finished, the young man kept his head bowed down for about 5 more minutes. The man's impatient girlfriend then silently whispers to the man, "I didn't know you were so religious".
The young man whispers, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist".
