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If a tree falls on a girl and no one is there to hear it - wait, why is there a tree in the kitchen?
Lol'd

a giraffe walks into a bar, falls asleep on the floor
barman says oi what's that lyin on the floor
fella says it's not a lion it's a giraffe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ssXJtzFOjA&t=1m18s

What's written on the back of every monday's lip?

Inflate to 50 PSI

What's written on the back of every monday's lip?

Inflate to 50 PSI
Oh, okay. Whatever that is. I now hate you for that small stuff text.

Oh, okay. Whatever that is. I now hate you for that small stuff text.
They are implying that black people have big lips, if you didn't know. Lol

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They are implying that black people have big lips, if you didn't know. Lol
it's not even funny, wth


A man's wife was in a coma and the doctors couldn't get her out of it, so they decided to bury her.
While carrying her body to the funeral home, the man accidentally bumped a rose bush wih the body, cutting it on the thorns. The woman woke up, miraculously.

Ten years later, when the man's wife actually died. While she was being carried to the funeral home by some workers, when the man said, "Watch out for the rose bush!"

My girlfriend likes to call me rape...

...She also likes to scream my name whenever we have love.

My girlfriend likes to call me rape...

...She also likes to scream my name whenever we have love.
Oh haha u so funi

So a guy walks into a bar

and then gets a concussion

A young man walks into a pharmacy store. He walks up to the pharmacist saying, "Hey man, I need a condom for tonight. I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight for dinner and a movie, and I might get lucky." The pharmacist sells the man a condom, and the man proceeds to walk out of the store.

However, the young man turns back and asks the pharmacist, "Oh wait, I might need another one. Her sister always sits in a very provocative and lovey fashion, I wouldn't want to be left empty handed if anything happened there". He then buys the 2nd condom that the pharmacist offered. The man then also adds "Oh wait, I might need yet one more. Her mother seems to have the hots for me, and I also think her mother seems like a nice cougar." The pharmacist sells the man the third condom, and the young man finally leaves the store.

The man finally arrives at his girlfriend's house and is sitting in a chair, about to eat dinner with her family. He then bows his head for prayer as he sees her father come home from work and take his seat. The family and the man prayed over the supper, however when they finished, the young man kept his head bowed down for about 5 more minutes. The man's impatient girlfriend then silently whispers to the man, "I didn't know you were so religious".

The young man whispers, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist".
« Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 05:02:44 PM by Dodger »

I actually lol'd at that

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.