Worst Illness you had?

[MegaScientifical]

Nah, but its hard to assert the situation where projectile bodily fluids are coming out both my mouth and ass at the same time. Thank goodness I was in the bathroom all night.

<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this stuff that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching stuff severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been stuffting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty stuff I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the stuffs, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm loving lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting stuff-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the forget
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

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[Narkro555]

I had (what was suspected) swine flu for almost 2 weeks. The symptoms kept coming back for some reason, so I was continuously sent home (Our school fell to the hysteria and made all sorts of ridiculous sick-day policies)

[Funnelcakes]

HIV sounds horrible, it eats away at your T-cells and if you want to try to live you have to take like 20 pills a day, and the pills are loving huge.

[Nikki]

Two Halloweens ago, I got a severe fever (I'm thinking swine flu) and I couldn't go trick or treating. The next day I was perfectly fine. ಠ_ಠ

[MegaScientifical]

HIV sounds horrible, it eats away at your T-cells and if you want to try to live you have to take like 20 pills a day, and the pills are loving huge.

[Monocle]

Nah, but its hard to assert the situation where projectile bodily fluids are coming out both my mouth and ass at the same time. Thank goodness I was in the bathroom all night.

Yeah, I know the feeling. I remember when I was in the darkest part of my ulcer it would cause me to get into violent fits of pain that would make me shed manly man tears of pain, and once that happened, I would be stuck on the toilet with violent diarrhea and at the same time vomiting. Vomiting through your legs is the worst loving feeling ever. Especially if its spew where it gets all over the place just... uh..

[Oasis]

I think a coughing thing that could have lead to pneumonia.

[Squideey]

Little Caesars gave me the gift of food poisoning at my friend's birthday party years ago. I got to live through a night of stomach-churning pain, writhing on my bed. After vomiting into a bucket, I was cured.

[Joekirk]

I had explosive Diarrhea for six days once.

Was loving horrible.

[Skorpion]

This is more or less a rip off of my recent Injuries topic.
Anyway, Worse I had was Dirroheah. For two weeks. It. Would. Not. END.

[InFamous99]

Acute Pancreatitis. Bottom right of my stomach area felt like it was growing in size and then deflating again every 1 minute. Had to stay in the hospital for 5 days while being fed through a tube UP MY NOSE.

[Ningyou]

I think a cold or something. I'm barely sick.

[Isjix]

Worst thing I probably had was mycoplasma bacteria pneumonia. Lasted about a week or two before it went away.

[Tyler66]

Stomach virus.

Nothing worse.

[Fireboy]

almost died of food poisoning