YOUR DESTINY

[Tremrist]

Oh god, here is the best one ever.

YOU ARE
Mecha Christ
THE
First Superhero
DESTINED TO
Slaughter all the Jews.

[Ad Bot]

[Jasa1]

You are Samuel L. Woman
The Fabled Warrior
Destined to End All The Memes

[Maze24]

You are not jack the raging hero destined to end all your mother.

BEST ONE:

You are basement hernandez the desperate driller destined to sell furries
ogodwhat

[IkeTheGeneric]

OHstuffSON

[nickbond1]

I am Waffen-SS Advocate The Bringer of the King destined to wrestle with god.

[JamestheLeet]

[Jacob/Lee]

YOU ARE
monday Snacks
THE
Hopefully Last Assassin
DESTINED TO
MURDER YOURSELF

Great cover name, Not!

[Trogtor]

BEST ONE YET!

YOU ARE:
Aids Maximus

THE
Legendary Warrior

DESTINED TO
Overthrow All 4CHAN

[Deathwish]

[COOKIEZ]

You are Inferno Simon.
The first tripcigarette.
Destined to Snack on  4CHAN.

EDIT:

[Man 2]

Well, I'd better get started.


But soft! What are these strange imp-like beings?

[brickybob]

YOU ARE
STINKY ADVOCATE
THE
FIRST ANON
DESTINED TO
RULE ALL CAKES

[AfterShock]

I AM CHIEF MC MUFF, THE UNSTOPPABLE KING.
DESTINED TO RULE ALL OF POLAND


I AM DRAGON BOY, THE HUMONGOUS monday.
DESTINED TO OVERTHROW ALL THE HEAVENS.


I AM MAGNUS KONG, THE HOPEFULLY LAST MANCHILD.
DESTINED TO OVERTHROW ALL RUSSIA.


Best one I've had
I AM EASY TO PLEASE snake, THE RONERY HERO.
DESTINED TO STEAL ALL HOODS.


I AM AIDS GIRL, THE VERY ANGRY OTAKU.
DESTINED TO DEFEAT ALL CHILDREN.

[johnnyboy]

I am lonely Jesus the heroic sniper destined to kill murder the government.

[Blaze0]

forget YES


Mega boy
THE
Original sniper
DESTINED TO
Liberate all the internet.