I'll sneeze on the screen. Free TV with some Bioshock stuff pre-recorded on it.

It'll be one of those TVs with the built in player? How else would it have the video? Anyway, they'll release high definition videos of it in a few hours, anyway.
Now they're just slapping everything together to see what fits.
Wii lead the other two systems into motion controls. But the other two haven't been able to make efficient video chat and microphone usage, among other things... in the palm of your hands. Expect similar products from Xbox and PlayStation in the coming years.
I think the fact the Wii U uses the old Wii accessories makes people feel too much like it's barely different in many aspects. The fact is, they made tons of useless crap people bought for some reason, and to remove the regret of the purchase, you don't have to buy new versions.
I hope there's a new South Park multi-episode where Eric Cartman wants the Wii U. He can use the name so hilariously...