Author Topic: Greetings from Oregon!  (Read 788 times)

I was hesitating making this thread because it is rather pointless to tell everyone here I moved because it doesn't matter in the slightest and is more of a blog post type thing, but with all the trash on here one more blog post won't be the final blow to the forum. Anyway I moved from Los Angeles, California to Forest Grove, OR last week, was a 17 hour drive sucked balls, but this place is pretty awesome. You can't pump your own gas which I thought handicapped at first but it's actually like having a mini-butler every time you go to the gas station. There is no sales tax so if I go to the store and buy a game for $49.99 and go up to the cashier it rings up as $49.99. Where I live is exactly the opposite of where I previously lived too, I went from the concrete jungle to thick forest, I live 10 minutes from a lake and 15 minutes from my mom's friend who owns over 80 acres of land. They have their own trails for quads, their own tree towers for hunting, and 3 shooting ranges with lots of guns. I've already gone hiking and shooting and fishing at the lake a few times it's pretty awesome. Anyway bye all you cali cigarettes and where the oregon cigarettes at?

Bitch you defriended me on Steam because I said I was playing Terraria with Stocking. We were supposed to move together man.

Is it more or less difficult to do flips in Oregon, and if you do too many flips will the people there ask you to stop?

Bitch you defriended me on Steam because I said I was playing Terraria with Stocking. We were supposed to move together man.

You never wanted to move with me, you just wanted to visit. I do have a spare bedroom with a queen bed for 4 months until my grandpa moves up and retires up here. You can fly up for a week or 2 but I already got a job as a mexican gardner and I work 10 hour days 4 days a week so you'll have to sit at home and jack off to research on my comp til I get back. The research will be super fast though because my new internet is 30 mbps DL and 5 mbps upload.

I did 2 frontflips on my bed after I built it and I got super dizzy for some reason so flips are exponentially harder in Oregon.

A thief comes during the night and steals 2 oxen.

Yay, another Oregon person. The pumping gas for you thing has something to do with the jobs it generates or something. It's kind of weird.

I totally want to move to Oregon once I'm done with school. It's a white person's paradise.



I totally want to move to Oregon once I'm done with school. It's a white person's paradise.

I live a fine line between Little Mexico and White Land. I live in a pretty much exclusively white city but go 5 minutes to Hillsboro and it's all Mexicans. Also forget 1 way streets, who decided it was a good idea to make 1 way streets that are 2 lanes, is there any valid reason to have that?

I live a fine line between Little Mexico and White Land. I live in a pretty much exclusively white city but go 5 minutes to Hillsboro and it's all Mexicans.
Those bastards can't leave any land untainted can they?

i love racism!

not even joking

Oh, by the way, if you ever have the time, I recommend that you visit the Oregon coast sometime. It's quite nice.

Oh, by the way, if you ever have the time, I recommend that you visit the Oregon coast sometime. It's quite nice.

I did visit it, I live an hour from it and went to tillamook cheese factory, which was gay as hell but still. I got some squeaky cheese and we plan to go sturgeon fishing down there some time. I went down highway 6 and that is a scenic route for sure, giant trees arching over the road and lakes and rivers and streams follow the road the whole way, was pretty cool.

So is your dad forever alone now or is your bitchhole sister still milking him?