Author Topic: Duke Nukem is taking a beating. (Read 8765 times)

SkullCandy · June 16, 2011, 08:29:24 PM

I waited my whole life for this game, and it turns out to be stuff. Well, I'm going back to Duke3d, anyone care to join me?

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Tremrist · June 16, 2011, 08:50:54 PM

Quote from: SkullCandy on June 16, 2011, 08:29:24 PM

I waited my whole life for this game, and it turns out to be stuff. Well, I'm going back to Duke3d, anyone care to join me?

I don't have it :(

Blockoman · June 16, 2011, 08:59:21 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on June 14, 2011, 11:46:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93qn-W88vco&feature=feedu

video review.

Everyone gets so mad, because they don't want to admit it is true.

SkullCandy · June 16, 2011, 09:03:19 PM

Quote from: Blockoman on June 16, 2011, 08:59:21 PM

Everyone gets so mad, because they don't want to admit it is true.

their only excuse is "STOP COMPARIN IT TO CoD cigaretteET!!1!", when they don't even compare it to CoD. and everything in the review is true, they're just cigarettes who probably never even played duke3d going "DUKE EEZ ALWAYS DUKE AND HE IS THE BABE-MASTER-MC-BABE!!!!!!!!! HE CN KIK UR ASS SO U BETTER STOPIT!!!!!!!!!!"

PowerDag · June 16, 2011, 09:06:16 PM

Of course the game will suck.

That's because THE TARGET AUDIENCE RUSHED THE GODDAMN PROJECT.

Alex Man! · June 16, 2011, 09:44:37 PM

"Always bet on duke!"
2001 - I BET ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS THE GAME WILL COME OUT SOON.
2006 - I BET MY HOUSE THAT THE GAME WILL COME OUT SOON.
2010 - I BET THAT THIS GAME WILL LET YOU HOLD ALL OF THE WEAPONS AT THE SAME TIME.
2011 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Feep · June 20, 2011, 02:35:43 AM

DUKE NUKEM FINALLY CAME.

i found out why so late.

my dad bought it off ebay.... FROM ENGLAND

brickybob · June 20, 2011, 05:54:33 AM

I thought it was fun.

Lørd Tøny · June 20, 2011, 05:57:51 AM

Quote from: SkullCandy on June 16, 2011, 09:03:19 PM

their only excuse is "STOP COMPARIN IT TO CoD cigaretteET!!1!", when they don't even compare it to CoD. and everything in the review is true, they're just cigarettes who probably never even played duke3d going "DUKE EEZ ALWAYS DUKE AND HE IS THE BABE-MASTER-MC-BABE!!!!!!!!! HE CN KIK UR ASS SO U BETTER STOPIT!!!!!!!!!!"

Actually the reviewer basically gave a low score for it being "Duke Nukem" such as the way you treat women to the way you punch an alien in the testicles.

Feep · June 20, 2011, 07:55:05 AM

oh my god

"power armor is for pussies!"

i saw the master cheif armor

i lol'd.

Masterlegodude · June 20, 2011, 09:02:01 AM

Didn't Duke used to wear some kind of armor?

Feep · June 20, 2011, 09:25:46 AM

Quote from: Masterlegodude on June 20, 2011, 09:02:01 AM

Didn't Duke used to wear some kind of armor?

Never.

Unwritten Calender · June 20, 2011, 10:03:02 AM

Quote from: Feep on June 20, 2011, 09:25:46 AM

Never.

Forever

Lørd Tøny · June 20, 2011, 02:05:41 PM

Quote from: Masterlegodude on June 20, 2011, 09:02:01 AM

Didn't Duke used to wear some kind of armor?

He has tight muscles and a wife beater, that's his armor.