You will find funnel cakes at Fred Meyer.
You will find keychains at Fred Meyer.
You will find treasure at Fred Meyer.
You will find a pair of drumsticks at Fred Meyer.
You will find a nice collection of books at Fred Meyer.
You will find a dog at Fred Meyer.
You will find the meaning of life at Fred Meyer.
You will find your wallet at Fred Meyer.
You will find that you came into being at Fred Meyer.
You will find a preview for your favorite movie at Fred Meyer.
You will find Sham-WOW! at Fred Meyer.
You will find a telephone at Fred Meyer.
You will find "facilities" at Fred Meyer.
You will find a beef brisket at Fred Meyer.
You will find your foster family at Fred Meyer.
You will find a guitar at Fred Meyer.
You will find Fred Meyer's mother at Fred Meyer.
You will find cable TV at Fred Meyer.
You will find pictures of Fred Meyer at Fred Meyer.
You will find poetry in motion at Fred Meyer.
You will find Nickel Creek's newest single at Fred Meyer.
You will find loveual innuendos at Fred Meyer.
You will find a typo at Frde Meyer.
You will find legitimacy at Fred Meyer.
You will find a couch at Fred Meyer.
You will find a cheerleading squad at Fred Meyer.
You will find a ferris wheel at Fred Meyer.
You will find a Freudian slip at Fred Meyer.
You will find a man who's able to type without looking at the keyboard or the screen at Fred Meyer.
You will find a computer mouse or two at Fred Meyer.
You will find that I commend those who read through this whole list at Fred Meyer.
You will find yourself at Fred Meyer.
You will find yogurt at Fred Meyer.
You will find a spellcheck at Fred Meyer.
You will find a box fan at Fred Meyer.
You will find Additional Options... at Fred Meyer.
You will find damnation at Fred Meyer.
You will find a stage play at Fred Meyer.
You will find ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE at Fred Meyer.
You will find figs at Fred Meyer.
You will find a boxing ring at Fred Meyer.
You will find your wife at Fred Meyer.
You will find some ice cream at Fred Meyer.
You will find a color change at Fred Meyer.
You will find my favorite emoticons at Fred Meyer.
You will find a laptop at Fred Meyer.
You will find alt+s at Fred Meyer.
You will find a tall tale at Fred Meyer.
You will find a sudden font change at Fred Meyer.
You will find the Arctic oil at Fred Meyer.
You will find a collection of vending machines at Fred Meyer.
You will find peace at Fred Meyer.
YOU WILL FIND CAPS LOCK AT FRED MEYER.
You will find a mandolin at Fred Meyer.
You will find power beyond your wildest dreams at Fred Meyer.
You will find Excalibur at Fred Meyer.
You will find a drafting and design school at Fred Meyer.
You will find groceries at Fred Meyer.
You will find improvisational haikus at Fred Meyer.
You will find Osama Bin Laden at Fred Meyer. Oh wait...
You will find my 8th grade English teacher at Fred Meyer.
You will find a trailer for Real Steel at Fred Meyer.
You will find the new Batman movie at Fred Meyer.
You will find your social security number at Fred Meyer.
You will find a screenplay taking place at Fred Meyer at Fred Meyer.
You will find cornhole at Fred Meyer.
You will find a severed head at Fred Meyer.
Vous allez trouver un homme qui parle français chez Fred Meyer.
You will find a wall of text at Fred Meyer.
You will find a baby raccoon in a trash can at Fred Meyer.
You will find the tip of the iceberg at Fred Meyer.
You will find a saxophone trio at Fred Meyer.
You Will Find Unnecessary Capitalization At Fred Meyer.
You will find you will find at Fred Meyer at Fred Meyer.
You will find a tornado warning at Fred Meyer.
You will find Colby cheese at Fred Meyer.
You will find plastic butter knives at Fred Meyer.
You will find whatever you wish for at Fred Meyer.
You will find a forum game at Fred Meyer.
You will find healthy vegan stir-fry at Fred Meyer.
You will find lemonade stands at Fred Meyer.
You will find international cuisine at Fred Meyer.
You will find a dictionary at Fred Meyer.
You will find a water fountain at Fred Meyer.
You will find dog feces at Fred Meyer.
You will find a comic book store at Fred Meyer.
You will find a weed whacker at Fred Meyer.
You will find my friend at Fred Meyer.
You will find an ambiguous semi trailer advertising Fred Meyer at Fred Meyer.
You will find a John Green book at Fred Meyer.
You will find a T-shirt at Fred Meyer.
You will find lime juice at Fred Meyer.
You will find crocodile tears at Fred Meyer.
You will find sidewalk-fried eggs at Fred Meyer.
You will find a spike pit at Fred Meyer.
You will find Hewlett-Packard at Fred Meyer.
You will find that which is behind the curtain at Fred Meyer.
You will find out how to make a gyro at Fred Meyer.
You will find the Wizard of Oz at Fred Meyer.
You will find a Snuggie at Fred Meyer.
You will find the secrets of the universe at Fred Meyer.
You will find that which is at Fred Meyer at Fred Meyer.
You will find a remote control at Fred Meyer.
You will find a million dollars at Fred Meyer.
You will find the Mona Lisa at Fred Meyer.
You will find U.S. legal tender at Fred Meyer.
You will find the People's Republic of China at Fred Meyer.
You will find Czar Nicholas II having a beer with Emporer Uriel Septim VII at Fred Meyer.
You will find a stolen airboat at Fred Meyer.
You will find Hans Hugo Witt at Fred Meyer.
You will find Somalian pirates at Fred Meyer.
You will find a burrito stand at Fred Meyer.
You will find feather pillows at Fred Meyer.
You will find an effective insect repellent at Fred Meyer.
You will find hipsters at Fred Meyer(Wal-Mart's too mainstream).
You will find kangaroos at Fred Meyer.
You will find enough money for a gallon of gas at Fred Meyer.
You will find a quarry at Fred Meyer.
You will find Daniel Rogers Giratina at Fred Meyer.
You will find a typewriter at Fred Meyer.
You will find your stalker at Fred Meyer.
You will find a small statuette of Billy Mays at Fred Meyer.
