The Maradonia Saga! "They're flying outta here like nothing!"

[Coolio]

Loved reading the tags.

olol

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[luluthe42nd]

I followed related videos from the video in the op

Ended up at "Aloveual Bingo".

What the forget, youtube?

[Stocking]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ84yTnjUkY

WHAT THE forget IS THAT stuff ^^^

[Lørd Tøny]

I can't find the youtube poop version of her book trailer. The ending was loving hilarious.

He says "this is garbage" then throws it in the trash. He picks it up and says "16 years old, two screen plays! This is garbage!" and he throws it back in the trash.

[fred da kiko]

this is from '09, bitch is 17 by now.

[Stocking]

Alright so I've been reading through it for the lulz, and she actually plagiarizes straight from the Bible. Now with all the parallels being drawn to The Chronicles of Narnia, it's amazing that she takes the Christian undertones of C.S. Lewis' work and takes them a step further by ripping plot devices straight from the Bible. Don't believe me? Check this out:

Justin called two of his servants and said “Find me Dimitry, the medium, so that he comes to me and I may inquirer of him.”

Note that I didn't make a typo there, she actually says "inquirer of him". Now compare it to the quote below:

Then Saul said to his servants, “Find me a woman who is a medium, that I may go to her and inquire of her.”

It gets better.

One of the captains answered, “In fact, this man is with us and he is here in the assembly”

And his servants said to him, “In fact, there is a woman who is a medium at En Dor.”

And derp:

Dimitry asked, “Commander what is it that you inquire of?” Justin said, “Please conduct a séance for me and bring up for me the one I shall name to you.”

Dimitry shivered, trembled, and said “Look Commander you know that ‘King Astrodulous’ is one of the sons of the kingdom of light and you know what he has done in the past and how he has cut off the mediums and the sorcerers in the land because they are an abomination to him and to the kingdom of light. Why then do you cause me to die?”

Justin swore to him by heaven and earth and said “No punishment will come over you for this thing”

And he said, “Please conduct a séance for me, and bring up for me the one I shall name to you.”

Then the woman said to him, “Look, you know what Saul has done, how he has cut off the mediums and the spiritists from the land. Why then do you lay a snare for my life, to cause me to die?”

And Saul swore to her by the Lord, saying, “As the Lord lives, no punishment shall come upon you for this thing.”

And other than this quote:

Dimitry looked up to the sky and started to buzz some sort of tune. He was buzzing and speaking one ‘Swing Word’ after the other

Which doesn't make any sense, the rest of the scene follow pretty much word for word from the Bible.

[Stocking]

Double post: One of the most ridiculous quotes in the book:

It looks like Apollyon the ruler of the ‘Empire of the Underworld’ will start a total war against us when his son is finally released and will join with his companions ‘Apollyon’s club of evil’

[Narkro555]

Oh 'Boy', I 'See' something 'Overused'.

Also,
...club of evil?

[Stocking]

Oh 'Boy', I 'See' something 'Overused'.

Also,
...club of evil?

There's a lot of deep philosophy going on in this tome, people should start quoting stuff like this:

“Mountains cannot be conquered! You conquer yourself! You conquer your fears and can conquer your own future but you will never conquer a mountain!”
Joey was looking at the mountains and replied,” Mountains cannot be conquered! I did not know that, but now I understand that I must conquer myself, my hopes and my fears and by conquering them I have conquered the mountains of my own future.”

[Narkro555]

Epic imagery fail

By the way, I actually enjoyed Paolini's books. I don't like how people compare him to Gloria Tesch in such a way.



http://www.facebook.com/pages/Worlds-Youngest-Novelist-Gloria-Tesch-Author-of-the-Maradonia-Saga/112667141175

*If you want to avoid Criticism... Do nothing, Say Nothing... BE Nothing.
~Aristotle (Ancient Greek Philosopher

THE IRONY

[Tremrist]

Holy forget, Gloria even knows her book is stuff because people are getting payed to like the book, and they are terrible actors. I can't stand but cringe at this bullstuff. Instead of Lulzsec loving with Minecraft, how about they forget with her website, which again is god awful.

[Narkro555]

You should see her movie trailer. It's nothing but a poorly-Photoshopped castle, dramatically zooming in slowly.

[Frostbyte]

Dammit im out of flamethrower fuel, anyone got any spare gas or weapons?

Things like this need to be burned.

[Trymos]

You should see her movie trailer. It's nothing but a poorly-Photoshopped castle, dramatically zooming in slowly.

Oh god link please.

[Comatose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OyTvOixA4&feature=channel_video_title

This is her speaking at a bar in Tampa Bay, FL. As you can see, nobody really gives much of a damn, judging by the noise and the conversations that you can just BARELY hear by the camera mic.

Oh god link please.

The trailer's been made private, apparently because one of the people from 'Team Tesch' got onto the account and said, "oh lol. this is satire k?"