The Maradonia Saga! "They're flying outta here like nothing!"

[Lørd Tøny]

This is all pretty old by a few years but most of you probably never heard of it.


There is a horrible Author by the name of Gloria Tesch who tried to claim the world's youngest and best author at the age of 14. The saga itself is a garbage heap of clichés, over-used plot lines, child-like world views and laughable dialogue. She apparently made 6 books that are 800+ pages long with huge font and double spaces.
By the way, she self publishes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpReAzw2PFM&feature=player_embedded
The author talks about her books here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ84yTnjUkY
Her horrible book trailer, as you can tell the people talking about her books are paid actors.

http://www.maradonia.com/index.html
The great author's website!

http://impishidea.com/criticism/378/maradonia-and-the-seven-bridges-spork-part-one
These people point out everything that is wrong with the book.

[Ad Bot]

[Nightmare-Duckie]

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[Lørd Tøny]

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Oh trust me, her advertisement is too horrible to not watch.

[Stocking]

Oh my god this is so old I think they were people talking about it on the Mayflower.

[Big Brother]

oh god gross gross gross gross

[Lørd Tøny]

bump

[Dodger]

3rd link is hilarious.

[DrenDran]

I love how the first thing she says for her new book is how quickly she wrote it.
Last time I checked, being written quickly was not a complement.

[Riot]

"It's amazing, we came here to keep the books.. on the shelves, and they're flying out like nothing!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA~WHEEZE*

  WHAT THE HORSE

[Dodger]

Government count: 6

[Lørd Tøny]

"It's amazing, we came here to keep the books.. on the shelves, and they're flying out like nothing!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA~WHEEZE*

  WHAT THE HORSE

Of course they are flying out of there like nothing. That store never sold those books, ever!


How much you want to bet she walked into the store with her books and just placed them there?

[Stocking]

"It's amazing, we came here to keep the books.. on the shelves, and they're flying out like nothing!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA~WHEEZE*

  WHAT THE HORSE

She means that they're throwing them out because they are worth nothing.

[Riot]

Yes, that's it.

[Stocking]

". . . they brought us the message, we were waiting for! We did not even know that we were waiting for that message."

What. The. forget.

[Riot]

Ah so that's how you use, a comma!