You quickly kiss Sollux so he is satisfied and then do a STRONG pounce! Hyah!
You got him! But he struggles! This is no time for spooning.
In the confusion of battle, the Nefarious Hipster attempts to eat the bagel!
HE'S SUDDENLY FAT AS forget, LIKE A WHALE! BITCHES LOVE WHALES! OH NO THIS IS BAD!
But you can't stay around to see what happens next.
You are now the Pounceller, Nepeta Leijon! You are watching the TV, past your bedtime no doubt! You are pawsibbly the most rebellious girl in this house! The TV is on the Alternian News, which is where you get your information about crimes you need troll cops to solve! You live in the same house as the Police Chief, mostly because you get into trouble too much, and you're supposed to punish bad people for the troll cops, so it's like, irony or something. Oh well. The TV says something about a bagel and the mooseum. You alert the Troll Cops!
bluh bluh past conversation.
Oh, look at that! Time for your midnight snack~ yumnyan.
another past conversation.
The chief strikes a STRONG pose and is on his way.
What to do what to do. You have this whooole house to yourself.
