I. Badspot (est. 1980) set forth the meetII. Thy called upon testers reminisced of Retail public beta.
I. Created by Rotondo (Od Notor) (est. 2005) in the clan war time.II. Released to the public in the first form.III. Much rejoicing followed.IV. Few problems appeared.
I. Through the Blockland time there was many squabbles about editor wands in RTBII. Many had attempted the close of this argument but none prevailed.III. After much consideration and many thoughts..IV. ..Wedge (est. 2005), took a crack.V. Agreements were made and Wedge was approved.VI. The pleased community rejoiced and referred to Wedge's genius.
I. Whence Dak (est. 2005) returnedII. Much rejoicing was made
Circa 34 CE - Badspot "convinces" a potato and the ground to spend a drunken night together. A week later the ground reveals that she's late, much to the dismay of Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, who had a mighty crush on it at the time. Crucifixion follows, and it is rummored that the potato said something about "bloody Romans", prompting a guard to stab him with a spear.Circa 34 CE (later) - The ground's pregnancy test come up negative. The grass is quite embarrassed.Circa 35 CE - A potato pops out of a block, giving Caesar a fatal heart attack. The potato promptly names a salad after him as an appology; Jesus dances the fandango and gleefuly sends Caesar to Hell. Circa 476 CE - Another potato is born. At the same time, the Roman Empire falls. This is correlation, not causation. Circa 1453 CE - Mocheeze is born. At the same time, the Byzantine Empire falls. This is causation, not correlation.1588 CE - Badspot and Mocheeze meet for the first time. At the same time, the Spanish Armada is defeated.October 28, 1905 - Due to a lottery win, Badspot makes the Internet, creating the first known Internet web page ever.January 31, 2003 - The birth of Blockland is heralded by a lumpy fart, various shrapnel formed the games spinoffs.February 29, 2003 - Anarki begins rewarding hackers for ruining the game.August 5, 2003 - Koden and Keal get drunk and delete their snakeues. They had a good laugh, passed out, woke up and agreed never to speak of it again.September 16, 2003 - Ephilates is hired. Players riot, and are massacred by Blocko© minions. Known today as the Bedroom Massacre.January 25, 2004 - Women are allowed to play for the first time.December 13, 2005 - Number of player finally hits 1,000,000. Not counting multis and bots, 72. Not counting the noobs, 6. Not counting the people who only play to spam the forums, 2. Not counting Badspot and Mocheeze, 0.December 14, 2005 - Jason loses his virginity. January 3, 2006 - Players are given (and by given I mean allowed to pay for the privilege) the ability to put threads in the Off Topic forum section.January 7, 2006 - Jason regains his virginity. February 4. 2006 - Jason loses a little over half of his virginity.April 1, 2006 - Blockland died in a splosed fire.
May 14th 2006 - Riot breaks out about a conspiracy about Blockland dieing. 62 Dead, 135 injured. Considered the stupidest thing the community has ever done to date.June 8th 2006 - Blockland is found in Virginia. Seems Lego had died in the fire, not Blockland.July 4th 2006- Stray Firework flies into Space and destroys Blocko© Satellite 6. Everyone losses TV, causing everyone to play Blockland more often.August 7th 2006 - StoreClerk Jr. is born. Storeclerk does not know of this at the time.September 3rd 2006 - StoreClerk finds out about Storeclerk Jr. and goes on a enver ending quest to find him.October 2nd 2006 - StoreClerk finds out Storeclerk Jr. is a girl. He ends his search.November 25th 2006 - UnDiViDeD is born. He finds out he was born years in the past and goes on a quest to find himself.December 31st 2006 - Everyone gets drunk as Blocko© Satellite 7 brings TV back to the community.
