Last night I told this girl I liked her.

[pocketrocket300]

Scream has given best advice so far.
Although I've never tried the couch trick before, it sounds like a recipe for success.  C:
Also: Friend zone doesn't exist, it's just for butthurt dummies who can't get girls.

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[Slugger]

Do lots of lame flirting. Like fall onto the couch and lay there for like 3min, then say "It's so cold and lonely over here :c"

I love that.

God damn, I would so loving do that. Its just the cheesiness that attracts you guys or what?

[Aarch]

God damn, I would so loving do that. Its just the cheesiness that attracts you guys or what?

Scream, I need to talk to you like You know    you're a girl and stuff. PM/Skype/whatever me k?

[pocketrocket300]

God damn, I would so loving do that. Its just the cheesiness that attracts you guys or what?

I'm pretty sure they think it's cute.

[Chrono]

Looks don't matter
For example: I fell for Jimmg once

olol

Erm...
Jimmg's looks aren't the issue.

[Monocle]

Trust me man, the cheesiness attracts the forget out of women, so long as you're not an idiot about it.

Girls pay attention to the small things, they'd rather you remember their favorite color than buy them a diamond ring. They'd rather cuddle than go on a date.


Women are one of the most simple things to figure out, you just have to do the opposite of a dude. A guy would (in most cases) rather get his richard sucked than buy flowers.

although in most cases they have to buy the flowers to get their richard sucked, lol.

[pocketrocket300]

Monocle is the winner of the thread.

[Slugger]

So if I said, "Man its so cold now, I think we need to huddle for warmth" while on the bed watching movies, that would work? lol

[Aarch]

So if I said, "Man its so cold now, I think we need to huddle for warmth" while on the bed watching movies, that would work? lol

I would also like to know the answer to this.

And Monocle you are the greatest. I trust your wisdom. :o

[CopBlock]

So if I said, "Man its so cold now, I think we need to huddle for warmth" while on the bed watching movies, that would work? lol

id think itd be better to complain about it being cold, thats what id do, but if i wanted to cuddle with my bf all i would have to do is go cuddle with her lol

[Monocle]

So if I said, "Man its so cold now, I think we need to huddle for warmth" while on the bed watching movies, that would work? lol

No, that would forget everything up, here's what you need to do;


Look at her a for a second, if she notices and says "what" just be like "you look a little chilly" if she doesn't notice, say "i'm a little chilly, want a blanket?"

If she says yes to either of them, bring a small blanket, yes, a small one. Put the blanket over her and then over yourself too. Why the small blanket? It'd require you guys to get closer.

As the movie progresses, simply put your arm around her/under her neck if you're laying on a bed and if she looks at you just keep on watching the movie and do a Pokerface.png and keep on watching the movie. If you feel she's uncomfortable simply by her body language, then move away, you don't want to forget anything up by moving too quickly.

[pocketrocket300]

I was going to say something but Monocle said it better.

[Aarch]

I think Monocle wins Game Night.

[Slugger]

No, that would forget everything up, here's what you need to do;


Look at her a for a second, if she notices and says "what" just be like "you look a little chilly" if she doesn't notice, say "i'm a little chilly, want a blanket?"

If she says yes to either of them, bring a small blanket, yes, a small one. Put the blanket over her and then over yourself too. Why the small blanket? It'd require you guys to get closer.

As the movie progresses, simply put your arm around her/under her neck if you're laying on a bed and if she looks at you just keep on watching the movie and do a Pokerface.png and keep on watching the movie. If you feel she's uncomfortable simply by her body language, then move away, you don't want to forget anything up by moving too quickly.

Monocle, the professor of cool stuff to get women to do stuff.

[pocketrocket300]

Monocle, ever see the movie Hitch with Will Smith?