I'd post the several chatlogs where Iban monologues about what he'd do to me and my family if he ever found out where I lived, but then he'd actually do it.
I doubt it. And besides, even if he tried you could push him off the porch and watch his fat ass roll down the driveway.
Besides, he's no doubt showed you pictures when he was still e-dating you, you could probably see him coming.
What I'm saying is post them pls.