Things to do on a flight.

[Sarge]

Fap in the bathroom. I've done it before. Just be quick or else they'll get suspicious.

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

Hm, Since i'm a big traveler, it will depend what airline you'll go on. If it's Continental, Bring a laptop and some computer games. But still, Cleverbot for your phone.

Frontier there, American back.

And I don't have a laptop and Cleverbot costs money and would get really boring really fast.

EDIT: Ughhh, I just realized I can't even listen to music because Pandora and Grooveshark require internet connections. :(

[Tom]

Find and hot girl and have love with her in the lavatory.

[Placid]

And the toilets flush at like lightening speed. Those forgeters actually scare me. It's like *click* *fwoosh* *LIGHTSPEEEEEDDD*

when i was like 4 i thought that they, as well as bathrooms on boats, just eject the stuff you... eject into the air/water

i was like "aww the poor people it lands on" or "aww the poor fish who eat it" lol what an idiot i was.

[fred da kiko]

when i was like 4 i thought that they, as well as bathrooms on boats, just eject the stuff you... eject into the air/water

i was like "aww the poor people it lands on" or "aww the poor fish who eat it" lol what an idiot i was.

lol, same here

[Cucumber!]

Play Zelda games and joke to yourself about Bombs, and make people scared.

[xHerobrinex]

One. Read some books

Two. Read some storys off the internet

Three. Listen to Music

Four.

Find and hot girl and have love with her in the lavatory.

Five.

Try to find someone on the wing.

Six.

Play Zelda games and joke to yourself about Bombs, and make people scared.

Seven.

Point at the middle eastern guy and yell "Hes got a bomb!" then lol as hes kicked out of the plane.

[Caution]

One. Read some books

Two. Read some storys off the internet

Three. Listen to Music

Read the OP and some of the other posts.

[Nickelob Ultra]

And the toilets flush at like lightening speed. Those forgeters actually scare me. It's like *click* *fwoosh* *LIGHTSPEEEEEDDD*

Holy stuff you have no idea.  I used to hold it in during entire flights because I was scared stuffless by those toilets because they're so loving loud and just suck the entire damn thing up.

[battlebrain]

Use internet on Droid and use forums. c:

uh 34,000 feet? i don't think so.

[indyjones]

My name is Billy and I like to poopoo on the airplane.

[dorkdotdan]

Holy stuff you have no idea.  I used to hold it in during entire flights because I was scared stuffless by those toilets because they're so loving loud and just suck the entire damn thing up.

Well then you wouldn't have to go now, would you?
OnTopic: American Airlines has WiFi, Should've chose that.

[battlebrain]

is it a law to fap on an airplane????

[kake]

is it a law to fap on an airplane????

I hope not.

[battlebrain]

I hope not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc