how about you go back to your JRPGs an leave Duke alone?
"YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME I LIKE YOU SHOULD GO <Racial Insult>!"
Seriously I don't even like JRPGs. Only series I've ever enjoyed was the Tales series.
I personally find the game to be very amusing so far, probably because I was actually around to play Duke when I was little. Sure, this game isn't game of the year, but I still like it and I love how the humor from 3D and 64 are still here.
Trust me, once you get to the end you realize how loving stupid the game is.
There's no variety of enemies, the weapons are satisfying at all, the gameplay is repetitive. I guess the same could be said for Duke Nukem 3D but that game always provided new environments and never overkilled an rea like DNF did with the desert area. I don't see what's so fun about handling a crappily coded vehicle and expect you to make all those stupid ramp jumps. First time it was cool, second was meh, third was, "HOLY loving stuff HOW LONG IS THIS!?" Not to mention the casino with the boring vehicle section and pointless platforming. There's so much loving filler in this game it's not even funny.