I like how sandvich isn't taking any of this seriously
He's not taking it seriously because he's a stupid forget.
He doesn't understand that getting a seventeen year old girl pregnant while he's thirteen isn't a joke.
One day he's going to forget around with the wrong girl, and he's not going to be able to make it out of a certain STD.
The child support he'll have to pay out of his minimum-wage job will leave him with no money for treatment for HIV/AIDS.