I think I'm getting it on the 26th or something like that. So maybe my hands can be fixed.
But here's the real reason I made this useless topic, I want to see if I can get magnets put into my hands so I can get free snacks from the vending machines, or ruined perfectly good working televisions in walmart.

So, uh, yeah. I'm also getting some blood tests. Anyone want a small tube of blood? I'm gonna sell 'em for $5 after the doctors are done with them.
But seriously the magnet thing would be cool.