Hah.
girlfriends.
JD.
joining.
hahah.
It's okay douchebag, we all know you can't get pusillanimous individual no matter how hard you try, no need to flaunt your failures around in here. [:
Also. Here's a picture of her. ;]

And hey it's okay don't worry I'll stop you before you bother telling me that she's more beautiful than any girl you've ever forgeted, if you even have. ;D
Which I doubt since you're a friend<3