Author Topic: At the beach. Wut do? (Read 2964 times)

Trogtor · June 20, 2011, 02:05:09 AM

I am at Myrtle Beach, SC. I don't know what to do!

So far, I was walking on the strip and some girls 2 years older than me got fooled by my entrepreneur in style thinking I was much older than 12, looked at me with lovey look. One of them even kissed me on the cheek. Lol.

Sunday, June 19

I rode some big ass Ferris Wheel that was Big ass.

I saw my sister get bitched at my parents because she got her lip pierced by one of her friends.

I went to the arcade and played some Kick Ass games.

Monday, June 20

I mooned someone outside my hotel.

What should I do next?
(This thread will be updated)

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JD · June 20, 2011, 02:05:49 AM

What beach are you at?

Jetlok · June 20, 2011, 02:06:17 AM

masturbate in public.
masturbate in the water. get all the ladies pregnent.

Trogtor · June 20, 2011, 02:06:30 AM

Quote from: JD on June 20, 2011, 02:05:49 AM

What beach are you at?

Sorry forgot to put that down lol.

I'm at Myrtle Beach, Sc.

Kevin · June 20, 2011, 02:07:28 AM

Fool the locals into a pyramid scheme.

Collect money when you come back in a year or few months.

???

Profit!

nienhaus1 · June 20, 2011, 02:07:38 AM

Quote from: Jetlok on June 20, 2011, 02:06:17 AM

masturbate in public.
masturbate in the water. get all the ladies pregnent.

Joker Card · June 20, 2011, 02:08:24 AM

Streak

Nickelob Ultra · June 20, 2011, 02:09:23 AM

Tan and have 2 year younger babes get attracted to you again?

Joker Card · June 20, 2011, 02:11:56 AM

interject onto some random person's towel.

SlayerZ99 · June 20, 2011, 11:07:45 AM

Go to my grandma's house. She lives like 10 minutes from Myrtle Beach. I went on a helicopter right over Myrtle Beach. :3

Clone v.117 · June 20, 2011, 11:10:42 AM

masturbate violently whilst eating cupcakes.

SlayerZ99 · June 20, 2011, 11:13:22 AM

Quote from: Trogtor on June 20, 2011, 02:05:09 AM

I rode some big ass Ferris Wheel that was Big ass.

What should I do next?
(This thread will be updated)

Ahhh dude they already have that up?! D: I was watching them build it. Go to the ripleys believe it or not museum. Or try and find a mini-golf place...lol

Monocle · June 20, 2011, 11:18:38 AM

Myrtle Beach? So you're very close to Hilton Head Island?

Go to the Fuel Apparel clothing store in HHI and tell them Martin Szostak sent you, they might give you free stuff, I'm sponsored by them for snowboarding, so yeah. :D

Trogtor · June 20, 2011, 01:54:20 PM

Quote from: SlayerZ99 on June 20, 2011, 11:13:22 AM

Ahhh dude they already have that up?! D: I was watching them build it. Go to the ripleys believe it or not museum. Or try and find a mini-golf place...lol

I did that 3 years ago. But were gonna do it again.

asablief · June 20, 2011, 01:55:49 PM

shove raspberries up your nose and masturbate furiously into a towel