Author Topic: The Omegle Zombie Apocalypse Game  (Read 9591 times)

Zombies have risen from the dead, and your team has successfully escaped the contamination zone and has established a camp for survivors. Your goal is to rescue other people and transport them safely to the camp by chopper.

Your weapon of choice: A fully loaded six-shot revolver.

Simply go onto omegle.com (If you want), and chat with a random stranger. But first you must ask them, "What is OP?"

If they answer, "A friend": You met a survivor and get a full cylinder.
If they answer with ASL, M/F, or anything related to personal information then they are infected. Shoot them and get the hell out of there.
If they answer anything other than the two listed above, they are civilians in need of assistance. You can either rescue them or leave them to die. If you do, you obtain +1 ammo. If not, you don't get or lose anything.
If you run out of ammo, you're done. You can reset at any time.

Now post some results.

Update: If you shoot the zombies, they're already dead. No exceptions. If they make up an excuse for being dead, they're just lying friends.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 07:00:21 AM by Master Shadow Phoenix »

Tom

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: hi
You: WE MUST GET YOU TO SAFTY
You: BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET YOU
Stranger: alright
You: COME WITH ME TO THE SAFEHOUSE
Stranger: noproblem
You: [takes to safehoue]
Stranger: i go with you
You: OK
You: YOU'RE SAFE HERE
Stranger: you must protact me
You: I NEED TO GO RESCURE MORE CITIZENS
You: SORRY
You: BUT I MUST
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go go go
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: dunno
You: OK
You: COME WITH ME
You: THE ZOMBIES
You: WILL GET YOU
You: O NO
You: HERE THEY COME
Stranger: :D im a zombie my darling
You: WHAT>>>
Stranger: lookin for YOU
Stranger: MWAHAHAHAHA
You: BUT
Stranger: BUT YES.
You: OK I'LL JUST SHOT YOU ANYWAYS
You: [shoots]
Stranger: IM TRANSPARENT
You: DIE
Stranger: LOSER.
You: OH NO THEY MUTATED
You: WE'RE SCREWED
Stranger: EXACTLY.
You: [kills self]
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 02:14:45 AM by Tom »

this pissed me the forget off when i was trying to troll, the guy told me it was off funnyjunk.

I'm a Space Marine, I never run out of ammo.

People keep leaving, not responding.  And they ask me for nude pictures :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is op?
Stranger: No idea
You: AAAAA
You: WE GOTTA GET YOU TO SAFETY
You: BEFORE THEY EAT YOU
Stranger: OH NO!!!!
You: QUICKLY COME WITH ME
You: AAAAAAAAA
Stranger: IM COMING HOMIE HOLD UP LEMME GET MY CHICKEN AND WAFFLES
You: NO TIME
You: JUST GOOOO
Stranger: AWW HOMIE !
You: AAAAAA THEY'RE EATING MEEEEE
You have disconnected.
game over :c
edit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there! I'm 20, I've got amazing boobs, an awesome pusillanimous individual, and I've got a live stream going on right now! I do free private rooms as well. Come give me a look. asdf
Stranger has disconnected.
HOT DAMN, JACKPOT
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 02:33:23 AM by james4115 »

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You: What is OP?


Stranger: hey


Stranger: a cigarette


Stranger: now reload


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Stranger: and disconnect
HE STOLE MY THUNDER.


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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: what is op
Stranger: a brand @ walmart
You: forget man
You: we gotta get you to safety right now
Stranger: ahhahahahahaha
You: no really, zombies are coming
You: are you gonna live
You: OR DIE?
Stranger: ummm how old r u?
You: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PLEASENTRIES
You: YOU MUST COME WITH ME
You: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Stranger: jeez!
Stranger: and umm okay right now
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: !!1
You: But dont you lie living?
Stranger: *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: *like
Stranger: *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so
You: FOLLOW ME TO THE NEAREST ZOMBIE SHELTER
Stranger: u r on crack!
You: NO
Stranger: yeaaa
You: I AM SAVING YOUR LIFE
Stranger: sureee
You: OK YOUR SAVED
Stranger: wtf
You: BYE NOW I MUST SAVE MORE LOST SOULS
This is too much fun.

The OP is wrong.

You get 5 shots, you have a shotgun, and if you help a civilian you get nothing.

So far I haven't had to shoot one zombie.
Spoke too soon, just shot one.  I have 4 ammo left.

game over :c
editHOT DAMN, JACKPOT
lol, i got "blondy brit" too.

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: ocean pacific.. i think
You have disconnected.

*facepalm*

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You: You: What is OP?
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: oh ok
You: stuff, zombie
You: *fires round into head*
Stranger: it is something in mc where u can type in commands
You: One down, take that you loving undead meat sack

loving lol'd at the things these people come up with for OP.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT IS OP?
You: TELL ME
Stranger: i was just about to ask you!!!
You: Holy stuff
You: lol
Stranger: and its Who is OP
Stranger: were you a survior lol?
You: Ah sorry, must be from a different site
Stranger: lol idk i didnt click any sites.
You: Yeah, Managed to get 1 ammo from the last site
You: *guy
Stranger: i have 5 bullets left
You: Ouch
You: I've yet to meet any infected
Stranger: such freaks
You: Anyways, OP is a friend
Stranger: woop
You: Good day to you sir, happy zombie hunting
Stranger: madam
Stranger: and likewise
You: Then good day to you, madam
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 03:19:50 AM by Nikki »

unrelated
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: HEY WHATS UP YOU WAN SOME WEEDY WEED
You: I GOT DAT GOOD stuff brother
You: I GOT BLUEBERRY PANCAKE
You: I GOT CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE SNUFFLE
You: I GOT forgetIN' GIRRAFFE richard UP IN THIS BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.