Author Topic: The Omegle Zombie Apocalypse Game  (Read 9632 times)

This is fun.
OFFTOPIC-
Total trolling around.


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Stranger: what is OP?
You: WHat is o-
You: OMG
Stranger: lawl
You: A surviovor
Stranger: awkward
Stranger: *-*
You: Forum Name?
Stranger: lets go
Stranger: TO THE CAMP
You: K
Stranger: QUICK
You: stuff
You: THEY ARE HERE
You: RUNN
Stranger: OH F-
You: seriously though, forum name?
Stranger: *trips
You: GET UP
Stranger: GO ON WITHOUT ME
You: *PICKS UP
Stranger: NO
Stranger: LEAVE ME
You: *RUNS LIKE RAMBO
You: *SHOOTS LIKE RAMBO
You: WE ARE AT THE CAMP
Stranger: *-* my hero
You: what's yo name?
Stranger: anon
You: -_-
You: What forum are you from anyway?
Stranger: /b/
You: ._.
You: so this isn't restricted to just ONE forum
You: Well then
You: I thought you were someone I knew
You: anywhoo
You: *gets bit
Stranger: no, sorry stranger <3
You: shiiiii-
Stranger: OH
You: Go,
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OH MY
You: go now
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OH
Stranger: GOD
You: take my stuf
Stranger: JESUS
You: go
Stranger: ACK
Stranger: WAT
Stranger: WAT DO
You: I will remember you
You: remember meeee
Stranger: D:
Stranger: you'll be ded
You: *drops equipment and shoots self
Stranger: to hell if i care
Stranger: ..well then
You: *mysteriously drops infinite ammo upgrade
Stranger: *-*
Stranger: *runs

The game originated in /b/.

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You: WHAT IS OP?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: im BORED
You: OH NO
Stranger: u ?
You: RUN
You: I MUST SAVE YOU
You: THE ZOMBIEEES
You: THEY ARE COMING
You: FOLLOW ME BROTHER
Stranger: OH NOOOO
Stranger: SISTER PLS
You: WE MUST GET YOU TO THE SAFEHOUSE
Stranger: HAHAHHA
Stranger: OOK
You: OH MY GOD THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
Stranger: WHERE NOW?
Stranger: LEFT OR RIGHT?
You: LEFT
Stranger: OK OK
You: GET IN THE SHELTER
You: QUICKLY
You: SHELTERRR
Stranger: OOOK
Stranger: DONE
You: yay
Stranger: NOW WHAT
Stranger: WE WAIT?
You: SHOOT YOURSELF WITH THIS GUN.
Stranger: NOO
You: YUSSS
Stranger: ILL SHOOT U
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: AND GIVE UR BODY TO THE ZOMBIES
You: DON'T DO IIIIT
Stranger: THEN ILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO RUN
You: PUT THAT GUN DOWN :(
Stranger: OK
Stranger: THE ARMY IS SAYING THAT THEY GONNA BLOW TEH CITY
You: OH forgetKK
Stranger: WE HAVE TO RUN
You: RUN FASTER
You: OH NOOOOOES
You: THE ZOMBIES
You: THEY HAS SURROUNDED US
Stranger: TRY TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS SHELTER
Stranger: FAST
You: OH LOOK EXPLOSIVES
Stranger: GOOD
You: I THINK I'LL LIGHT THEM.
Stranger: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
Stranger: GO
You: YUS
Stranger: IM RIGHT BEHIND U
You: THE ZOMBIES ARE..NOT DEADING
You: THEY ARE ZOMBIES THEY CANNOT DEAD :C
Stranger: MAKE THEM EAT THIS
Stranger: U CAN EXPLODE TEHY HEADS
Stranger: THEIR*
Stranger: GO GO GOG
You: PERFECTOO
You: [ZOMBIES GO KABOOMOHGOD]
Stranger: TIME TO RUN
You: AJGKL:RAJKGL
You: [flailing arms]
Stranger: THNK GOD
You: LOOK IT'S A HELICOPTER WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Stranger: WE R SAFE
You: I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE APPROACH IT?
Stranger: (beautiful soudtrack from hans zimmer)
Stranger: I GUESS WE CAN USE THE HELICOPTER TO GET OUT OF HERE
You: YES WE CAN.
You: WAIT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM
IUNNO HOW TO FLY HELICOPTERS
Stranger: OF COURSE U DO
Stranger: WE CAN USE OUR SKILLS OF PS3
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: YAH. [plugs in ps3 controllerlolwat]
You: I SEE EVACUATION PLASE
You: FLYFLYFLYFLY
Stranger: LOOK
Stranger: ZOMBIES
Stranger: GOOO
You: OH MY GOOODDD
Stranger: THEY R GETTING CLOSER
You: HELICOPTER TAKE OFF GOGO
Stranger: SUNSET APPEARS
Stranger: AND THE FLASH OF A NUCLEAR BOMB GOES DOWN
You: OH NOOOO
Stranger: WE R NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Stranger: [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM]
You: WE'RE GOING DOWN OH GOD FF-
You: ded.
Stranger: stranger?
Stranger: hahaha
You: i ded :c
Stranger: im trying to wake u up
Stranger: i can believe im alone now
You: :c
You: COUGH COUGH
You: YOU CAN SURVIVE SISTER
You: KEEP GOINGG
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: I CAN LEAVE U
You: [gives gun] YOU CAN SURVIIIVEE
Stranger: CANT*
You: YES YOU CAN.
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: PLS
You: BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH THE WRECKAGE OHGOOODDD
Stranger: LETS DIE TOGUETER
Stranger: GIVE ME THAT GUN
Stranger: [start to shoot until last breath]
You: *both deaded*
Stranger: final credits
Stranger: secret scene
You: :O
Stranger: our bodys on the floor
Stranger: the camera get close to ur hand
Stranger: and than
Stranger: u move a finger
Stranger: blackout
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Guy in theater: THOSE BASTARDS!
Stranger: lool
You: well
You: It was enjoyable dying with you
Stranger: yep
Stranger: me too
You: but i must somehow be ressurected and save more people.
Stranger: i was totally bored
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go now
Stranger: cya next journey
You: yus.
You: goodbai
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: romantic impossible love soundtrack
Stranger: and the stranger disconnetc
And that was my first zombie survival story. And my last, because I ded :c

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You: What is OP
Stranger: im here for answering questions
You: WHAT IS
You: OP
Stranger: oberservation post
You: OH GOD LETS GO THE ZOMBIES WILL GET YOU
Stranger: osteorosis pathology
You: LETS GO LETS GO
You: RUN TO SHELTER
You: ILL COVER YOU
Stranger: anyother question?
Stranger: 9
You: SORRY, BUT YOU ARE WEIGHING ME DOWN
You: [shoots you in the head]

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You: What is OP
Stranger: op?
You: OH MY GOD LETS GO
You: RUN TO SAFETY
You: THE ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOU
Stranger: you are an idiot

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Stranger: heyy
You: What is OP
Stranger: friend
You: YOU SIR
You: ARE SAFE
You: Good job
Stranger: i am no sir

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You: What is OP
Stranger: Hey
You: WE GOTTA GET YOU TO SAFETY
Stranger: Old people
You: SEE THOSE ZOMBIES?
You: THEY WILL EAT YOU IF WE DON'T RUN TO THE VAN

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You: What is OP
Stranger: i dont know
You: Good god!
You: We gotta get you to the safehouse!
You: Run wie brother!
You: with*!
You: THE ZOMBIES
You: RUN BEFORE THEY GET YOU
Stranger: no way
You: I WILL CARRY YOU IF I HAVE TO
You: [grabs stranger]
You: WE GOTTA GO
You: [carries to safehouse]
You: [fires two rounds into zombies behind us]
You: Okay.
Stranger: really??
You: You are safe
Stranger: oh thank you
Stranger: i knew it
You: I gotta go save more helpless souls

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is op
Stranger: Not too much is op, what's op with you? :P
You: So your a civilian
You: Consider yourself saved from the zombies
Stranger: Gee thanks, master.
You: now get to da Chopper and come with me back to camp!
Stranger: Don't tell me how to live my life.
You: Do you want to live or die by the zombies!
Stranger: Don't present me with an ultimatum
You: Well its a simple choice. You could also kill yourself or try to survive yourself.
Stranger: Bananarama
You: Crap. You might already be infected. It sounds like your losing some motor skills
You: You can't even talk straight/
You: [Pulls out revoler]
Stranger: I'm sorry, but I don't feel like playing an omegle game right now :/
You: Well I'm sorry
Stranger: thanks anyway though
Does this count as a round fired?

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: a friend
You: ALRIGHT SURVIVOR
Stranger: yes sir
You: GET TO THE SAFEHOUSE AND STAY THERE
You: I MUST RESCUE MORE
Stranger: good huntin /b/ro
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: mf
Stranger: asl
You: BLAM
You: YOU'RE DEAD YOU MOTHERloving ZOMBIE
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: OP?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: CITZIEN
You: GET TO THE GODDAMN SAFEHOUSE
You: NOW
You: OR YOU'LL GET EATEN
You: UNDERSTAND?
You: NOW GO
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You: What is OP
Stranger: m/f??
You: BLAM
You: forget YOU YOU loving ZOMBIE forget

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Stranger: What is op?
You: A flaming homoloveual, good sir
You: Good luck out there
Stranger: U 2.

Met my first survivor

oh god what

Stranger: Hi
You: what is op
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: BRAAAINS!!
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: Your dead
You: OH MY GOD ZOMBIE WAIT WHAT THE forget
Stranger: Welcome to the zombie team :D
You: law;dqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq,qjfbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

another zombie:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what is op
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i dont know
You: DIE ZOMBIE PEW PEW YOU'RE DEAD
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 02:58:54 AM by Fireboy »

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: IF YOU'RE HORNY THEN GTFO
Stranger: And nobody knows! It's used to annoy ppl
Stranger: Not even you knoe :P
You: YOU ARE IN DANGER
You: COME WITH ME
You: FOLLOW ME TO THE SAFEHOUSE
You: THEY ARE COMMING
You: ZOMBIES
You: EVERYWHERE
Stranger: FINE. *follows*
You: GET A GUN
You: OR A WEAPON
You: HERE I HAVE A BAT FOR YOU
Stranger: *gets a wonder waffle*
You: KILL EVERY ZOMBIE YOU SEE.
Stranger: OK
You: *Kicks door open*
Stranger: *follows you in*
You: OK RUN TO THAT CAR OVER THERE
You: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING CLOSE
Stranger: *runs to it and takes cover*
You: *shoots*
You: OK I SEE THE SAFEHOUSE.
You: RUN!
Stranger: *shoots lightning at the zombies while running*
You: OK WE'RE IN.
Stranger: GOOD
You: Good thing I saved you...
You: you could have died
Stranger: Lol
You: ok bye
Stranger: Bye. Lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i'm horny male looking for horny female
You: /BADASS 360 NO SCOPE WITH MY SHOTGUN
You: BYE ZOMBIE
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WUICKLY
You: QUICKLY
You: WHAT IS OP
Stranger: abc
You: OKAY CIVILIAN
You: I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THESE ZOMBEES
You: pewpew
Stranger: hahaha
You: pewpewpewpew
You: pewpewpewpew
You: BOOOSH
Stranger: popopopo
You: TO THE SAFEHOUSE
You: runrnurnrurnunurrnurnurun
You: OKAY
You: I HAVE OTHER FELLOW CIVILIANS TO SAVE
You: STAY HERE IN THE SAFEHOUSE
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

EDIT: I save 3 other civilians, But i forgot the logs of the chats. :C
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 08:38:43 AM by SonicTH »

You know, you're not exactly meant to shoot civilians.

You know, you're not exactly meant to shoot civilians.

I meant to shoot the zombies.


I just came to a bitter end, because I gave my spare mag to another survivor D:

« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 09:16:57 AM by MetroidDead »