Author Topic: You are sentenced to death right now. How will you die?  (Read 6439 times)

don't you mean hit by a car when you're 5

Dude that's harshe.

I would time travel to the Crusades and die honorably slaughtering Muslims.
The Crusades were horrible.
Dude that's carsh.
:cookieMonster:

The Crusades were horrible. :cookieMonster:
Yeah, but I die killing Muslims.

idgaf B)

Jumping out of a fighter jet with no shirt on and a full grown beard then hitting the ground, rolling, and shooting a whole stuffload of terrorists before I finally die by a 747 crashing into my face.


The Crusades were horrible.

but mebe he could killed enoug moslims to stop 911 from hapening do you know nothing??


but mebe he could killed enoug moslims to stop 911 from hapening do you know nothing??
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but mebe he could killed enoug moslims to stop 911 from hapening do you know nothing??
I'll time travel back after my absolved Flash Mob and be an American hero.

I'll time travel back after my absolved Flash Mob and be an American hero.

but if you do that, 9/11 would never have happened, and the people would be none the wiser

I'll time travel back after my absolved Flash Mob and be an American hero.
Then the government would ask you a few questions and you would never be seen again.

but if you do that, 9/11 would never have happened, and the people would be none the wiser
But... but...

Obama will give me a Nobel Peace Prize :(

But... but...

Obama will give me a Nobel Peace Prize :(
but obamar wont have exist ecause you killed his muslem great great great great great great great granddaddy

actually, it's more like great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granddaddy

I wanna get shot in the head while masturbating, and when I get shot, I want to both cum and stuff my pants.

Pooping and busting a nut are the best feelings ever.