don't you mean hit by a car when you're 5
I would time travel to the Crusades and die honorably slaughtering Muslims.
Dude that's carsh.
The Crusades were horrible.
Yeah, but I die killing Muslims.idgaf B)
Lethal injection.
but mebe he could killed enoug moslims to stop 911 from hapening do you know nothing??
I'll time travel back after my absolved Flash Mob and be an American hero.
but if you do that, 9/11 would never have happened, and the people would be none the wiser
But... but...Obama will give me a Nobel Peace Prize :(