Mike and the Murder Mystery *Discontinued*

[Doomonkey]

Do the obvious thing

use the robot as a battering ram

Or break a window?

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[Kira100000]

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Do the obvious thing

use the robot as a battering ram

That's impossible, the thing weighs like sixty pounds!

Or break a window?

You're looking for revenge, not a fine.

CUDDLE THE ROBOT FOR 2 HOURS+

TWO HOURS LATER

: I thought I told you to get you and your stuff away from my bar.
: Freakin' aliens because stupid.
: I'm looking to beat YOUR ASS because you're such a stupid loser jerk hipster garbage!
: I'm shaking.

[Doomonkey]

Troll: Ask him if he wants some Hawaiian punch, then proceed to beat him senseless with your fists.
Robot: Shoot lasers at him.

[?]

Robot: Fire claw.

[PowerDag]

Troll: Ask him if he wants some Hawaiian punch, then proceed to beat him senseless with your fists.
Robot: Fire claw and shoot lasers at him.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You're looking for some way to troll him, not to HURT him directly.

[Doomonkey]

Hug him.

[Razre]

Make a horrible jibe at any emo bands you know of off the top of your head, and throw in a yo-momma joke for good measure.

[IkeTheGeneric]

fsadsklf

okay

where swatching back to the other dudes.

you make me SO ANGRY sometimes!! I mena cant you at least TRY to make cents lol?!

: Now that the whole charade is over, we can get back to the hotel that was booked for me, I can finally find the lead in my case and THEN we can stop that vampire dude.

[Doomonkey]

Go to hotel.

[IkeTheGeneric]

AFTER A LONG WALK YOU CHECK YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS INTO A HOTEL ROOM

: Not bad..
: This place looks like stuff.
: Maybe I should find something other than these ripped clothes to wear. I'll be changing in the second bedroom.
: J- just call me if you need any help.

[?]

Everyone: Get plastered.

[Doomonkey]

What is white thing next to tv stand?